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Headquarters to unit 16



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Report to Farid El-Atrash building

on Nile Road



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Fire department, report of a fire

at Farid El-Atrash building



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Kill Me, Please



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Starring: Fouad El-Mohandes



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Shweikar



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With: Hassan Hamed



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Story by: Hassan Hamed



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Screenplay: Ahmed El-Molla



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Production Manager: Sayed Aly



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Director of Photography:

Mustafa Hassan



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Produced by: Al-Nisr Al-Araby Films



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Directed by: Hassan El-Seify



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Damn you!



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Help! My blood's run dry!



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Have some mercy!



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- Want a soft drink?

- A soft drink?



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At a time like this?



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Help, Nabih!



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Shall I light you a cigarette?



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Cut it out. I've stopped smoking



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Shall I make you some coffee?



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Coffee, you son of a...

at a time like this?



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Watch your words. You re minutes

away from the afterlife



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- Nabih...

- What?



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- Nabih...

- What?



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- Scratch my itch

- At a time like this?



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- Don't scratch or you ll fall

- I have to scratch



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I can't reach you



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Bring me Amina! She's the one

who understands me



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We called her. She's on her way



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Adel... Adel!



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Don't worry, madam



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Where's Adel?

What happened to him?



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Don't worry, Amina,

I m not dead yet



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But I need to scratch



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- Alright, darling

- Where to, madam?



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To Adel. I have to scratch him



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When he gets down do what

you want to him



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I m dead... dead!



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Don't be afraid. Let go...



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- I m ticklish!

- Don't worry, I'm with you



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I can't... no way!



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Don't be afraid, darling



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Oh, God. Oh, God!



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I survived a certain death!



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May God protect you from all harm



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What happened was your fault



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- My fault?

- Yes



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Yes, yours



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Mr. Adel insisted -



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on hanging up the new curtains

you bought together



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so you'd come home to find them up



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He brought a ladder, stood at

the window and started hammering



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suddenly he rolled out of

the window like a clown



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I ran to him and found him

hanging there



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I must have that window bricked

up. Find me a workman to do it



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Alright



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You went through all that

for me? Curse me!



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Don't say that, Amina



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You know I couldn't live for

a second without you



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Oh, my head!



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Oh, my hand!



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I don't think I'll be able to

scratch with it again



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Shall I scratch for you, darling?



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This shot'll make you sleep.

you ll wake up strong as a horse



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No, no shots, Amina



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I can't watch you getting

pricked, darling



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I'll come check on you in

the morning



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Amina... Amina



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Help, Amina!



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Don't leave me in the hands of

this savage



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I'm not Amina. Give me your arm



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No, wait



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- Give it to me in my leg

- Don't be silly



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Wait... give it to me in this leg



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You're being childish



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- Look here...

- What?



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Give it to me through the quilt...

please, please!



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Stop acting like a baby



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What a hard time you re giving me!



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Your hand's like a grindstone!

Call yourself a doctor?



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You re right. You need a vet



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- I have no time for you

- Where to?



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I have a hospital, clinic and

patients to attend to



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- Should I babysit you?

- Will you leave me alone?



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The shot I gave you



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will make you sleep till I m back



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I ll take you out for a night

you never dreamed of



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Hey! We didn't ask Amina to come



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Amina shouldn't be present at

the place we re going to



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It's a special night out for you



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to celebrate your rescue



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and the end of your bachelorhood



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Drink up, enjoy the evening



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I've drunk a lot and you know

I m not a drinker



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Drink up, man. It's your last chance



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You drink and let me be



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Excuse me for a minute



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Don't leave me alone, please!



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Some woman might join me...

and you know I can't cheat on Amina



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Stop hallucinating; what woman

would join you?



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There's nobody here but...

lovely roses



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Yes, roses with thorns



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Why are you so rude?



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Why don't you clap like the others



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and encourage the pretty dancer?



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It is rude of me... I didn't notice



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It's not too late



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- You can clap now

- Alright



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- Is this good?

- Yes. Sit down



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Good



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- Sir

- Yes?



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- Sir

- Nothing, thanks



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Didn't you clap?



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I was showing my appreciation



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Appreciation?!



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You call the waiter and don't order?



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Where do you think you are?



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Sorry, my mistake



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- Bring me...

- A bottle of whiskey



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A bottle of whiskey, I said



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Another one?



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A bottle of whiskey and put

it on his bill



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Alright



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Hello, hello



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- Thank you for this nice invitation

- My pleasure



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Drink, drink



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Let's drink to Safiya's health



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I can only drink to Amina's health



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Amina? Oh, I get it



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Your gal's called Amina



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Yes; Amina's my fiancée;

we're getting married soon



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- Really?

- Yes



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- Congratulations

- Thank you



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Let's drink to Safiya

and Amina's health



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To Amina and Safiya's health



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Your health, darling



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Your health, my sweet precious love



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When you stay away for too long

know what I think?



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- What?

- That you got married



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How can I possibly get married

without asking your opinion?



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- About what, darling?

- My choice of bride



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And who is this so called bride?



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Who else but you, sweet...



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Come in



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Mr. Tutu's waiting for you



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- Tell him I m coming

- Alright



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Excuse me, because of Mr. Tutu



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Safiya and Khadiga's health



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No, no, you got it wrong



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Amina and Samiha



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Yes, yes, my mistake



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The health of Amina and Sam...



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Who the hell's Samiha?



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I don't know. To...



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You're really drunk, Adel



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To Amina



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- And Safiya

- Safiya?



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- Yes

- And who's he?



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My pal



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Hello. Who's he?



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I don't know. All I know is that

he loves Safiya,



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the belly dancer who was on

just now



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Is that so! How do you do?



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- Good evening

- Hello. Please have a seat



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- Thank you

- Adel... Safiya



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That's... that's...



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Come sit beside me, ducky



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- Shut up

- Alright



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Acting so macho and scaring me

to death!



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To Safiya's health



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To Safiya's health



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- And Amina's

- And Amina's



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To Hassan and Na'ima



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Hassan and Na'ima



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To Raya and Sekina



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Raya and Sekina



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Adel... what's wrong?



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What is it?



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Everything's spinning...

I want Amina



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Come with me



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I'll take you to her



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- Easy on me

- Alright



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- I can't walk

- Alright



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That's enough



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I've had enough



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Excuse me, now



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- No, Nabih...

- What?



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Don't leave me, I can't make it

home alone



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- You can't what?

- Make it home



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You're home already



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- I m home?

- Yes



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Where's that? Our house got lost



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It's your mind that's lost



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You're at home, in your bed



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- Bed?

- Yes



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Where's the bed? It got lost



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You're in a bad state



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I have no time for this. Bye



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- No!

- What?



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Don't leave me, Nabih.

I don't feel right



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What do you mean?



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I have a feeling I m going to die

but I don't know what from



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My condolences. May you rest

in peace



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- Bye, now

- Nabih...



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What?



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Cover me up; I m dying of cold



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That won't do. You must die warm



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Do you understand how I feel and

that I m going to die?



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- As a brother...

- Yes



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- and your doctor

- Yes...



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- I'll be honest

- Yes...



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- I'll hide nothing

- Tell me



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You're suffering from a spiral

collapse of the nervous system



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I haven't bought the wedding

trousseau yet -



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and my nervous system collapses?



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Poor Amina! Her heart will break



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That's life



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If it worries you,



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postpone the wedding till

you're cured



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- Cured?

- Yes



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When will that be?



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Very soon...



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In about 10 years



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I'll be cured in 10 years...



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In 10 years I'll be cured...



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Years... 10... I'll be cured



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In 10 years I'll be cured...



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Nabih...



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Where's Nabih?



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Nabih got lost



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Where am I?



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I got lost



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Adel...



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Adel...



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- Amina

- Adel



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I can't die and leave her a widow



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I can't, I can't!



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Why don't you do something?



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What should I do?



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Commit suicide, kill yourself

and end it



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It's an idea



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Where are you going?



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To kill myself; I'll be right back



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Are you nuts to heed the devil?



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What should I do?



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Obey your mom and dad



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And what would they advise?



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That you marry Amina and enjoy

your love



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Marry her only to die

two weeks later?



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Life is in God's hands



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Leave Amina a widow?



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The fates are always merciful



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Stop philosophizing; let me kill

myself and end it



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Heed my advice, don't be a fool



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Don't be rude...



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or by God, I ll poke your eyes out



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Do whatever you want.

I've done all I can



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What angels of temptation are those?



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I can make up my own mind...



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I must kill myself and save

Amina from suffering



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What an idea!



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I might get hurt. No



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I bear witness that there's no

God but Allah...



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Forgive me, God!



267

00:22:29,571 --> 00:22:31,869

Forgive me, Amina



268

00:22:36,278 --> 00:22:40,180

When Amina comes to see you in

the morning



269

00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,414

and finds you dead



270

00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,076

she could be accused of killing you



271

00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:51,551

I haven't thought of that...

you re right



272

00:24:19,815 --> 00:24:23,216

Amina should come and find me gone



273

00:27:11,553 --> 00:27:15,956

Goodbye, Amina. I m going away



274

00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:20,792

to the farthest place in the world



275

00:27:22,564 --> 00:27:25,624

I m going to the afterlife by the

shortest route



276

00:27:27,002 --> 00:27:29,937

A noose will get me there

in seconds



277

00:27:31,073 --> 00:27:33,803

Amina



278

00:27:34,276 --> 00:27:37,006

It grieves me to break your heart

by leaving you



279

00:27:37,813 --> 00:27:40,111

But what's written is written



280

00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:45,019

I prefer to rid you of me now



281

00:27:45,554 --> 00:27:47,784

rather than have you widowed



282

00:27:49,224 --> 00:27:53,126

Goodbye, Amina, the noose is

waiting



283

00:27:54,730 --> 00:27:56,288

Goodbye, Amina



284

00:27:57,332 --> 00:27:58,594

Goodbye



285

00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,052

Amina, help!



286

00:28:20,489 --> 00:28:22,286

Why are you so terrified?



287

00:28:22,824 --> 00:28:24,382

Should I be shouting with joy?



288

00:28:24,593 --> 00:28:25,890

Don't worry, we re colleagues



289

00:28:26,094 --> 00:28:29,552

And since we re here, let's work

together,



290

00:28:29,998 --> 00:28:31,090

and split the loot 50/50



291

00:28:33,735 --> 00:28:35,794

50/50? Split what?



292

00:28:36,404 --> 00:28:38,565

Are you going to play dumb?



293

00:28:39,307 --> 00:28:42,037

Just because you got here first

doesn't mean we should argue



294

00:28:42,511 --> 00:28:44,775

Let's not fight, we re in the

same trade



295

00:28:45,213 --> 00:28:49,047

Oh, the same trade



296

00:28:50,652 --> 00:28:54,110

Why didn't you say so?

You terrified me



297

00:28:55,357 --> 00:28:59,123

I bet you thought I was the owner

of the house



298

00:29:00,829 --> 00:29:01,523

Yes



299

00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:06,224

- I m a thief, same as you

- Pleasure to meet you



300

00:29:08,570 --> 00:29:09,798

Have a seat



301

00:29:12,507 --> 00:29:15,874

You shouldn't work drunk and give

the trade a bad name



302

00:29:16,411 --> 00:29:18,606

Now look here



303

00:29:19,514 --> 00:29:21,675

I m a real pro



304

00:29:21,983 --> 00:29:24,451

I can't work unless I m drunk



305

00:29:25,654 --> 00:29:29,488

Can you estimate the value of all

these antiques while drunk?



306

00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:32,527

- This, for example...

- No



307

00:29:33,962 --> 00:29:36,430

It's a fake, it costs 150 Piasters



308

00:29:37,232 --> 00:29:39,166

- and it's broken here

- Really!



309

00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,665

- Here

- You re right



310

00:29:51,346 --> 00:29:53,576

Don't trouble yourself. Here



311

00:29:57,319 --> 00:29:58,684

Try this



312

00:30:06,695 --> 00:30:09,823

Wow! Just as if it was the real key!



313

00:30:10,732 --> 00:30:12,996

I have all the keys to this flat



314

00:30:13,268 --> 00:30:17,034

Good work. Looks like you've been

watching this flat a long time



315

00:30:17,639 --> 00:30:20,039

You could say I've been living here



316

00:30:24,446 --> 00:30:25,970

Hey! This is nice



317

00:30:26,348 --> 00:30:29,806

It's worthless, cost 3 Pounds

from Khan El-Khalili



318

00:30:30,051 --> 00:30:31,848

You re smart; you know all

the prices,



319

00:30:32,053 --> 00:30:33,850

Khan El-Khalili bazaar,

everything



320

00:30:34,089 --> 00:30:36,057

Forget about that;

let's have a drink



321

00:30:37,325 --> 00:30:40,089

Where are you going? Want to ruin us?



322

00:30:40,662 --> 00:30:42,095

- Come on

- You re a bold one!



323

00:30:42,264 --> 00:30:45,495

The lights are on. You want to sit

here till the owner catches us?



324

00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:47,430

Don't worry; just come on



325

00:30:47,636 --> 00:30:48,660

Come here



326

00:30:49,437 --> 00:30:51,337

The owner of this place must be

a real idiot



327

00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,906

- What's with you, man?

- What?



328

00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:57,373

- Don't call him an idiot

- Why not?



329

00:30:58,113 --> 00:30:59,239

I don't know



330

00:31:00,081 --> 00:31:02,208

He has a swing hanging from

the shower



331

00:31:03,551 --> 00:31:06,247

He intends to swing in it by

the neck



332

00:31:06,454 --> 00:31:08,547

You mean hang himself?



333

00:31:08,790 --> 00:31:10,758

He's given up on life



334

00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:15,928

Discovered he is sick and wanted

to end his misery



335

00:31:17,232 --> 00:31:19,530

Good Lord! Poor guy



336

00:31:20,268 --> 00:31:23,669

He's in a pitiful state



337

00:31:24,472 --> 00:31:26,838

He's in love with a woman

he can't marry



338

00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,776

because death is after him



339

00:31:29,945 --> 00:31:32,209

Enough, man. You re breaking

my heart



340

00:31:33,682 --> 00:31:35,013

Really!



341

00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:39,011

You seem like a sensitive

sympathetic guy



342

00:31:39,387 --> 00:31:40,945

and a good guy like me



343

00:31:41,623 --> 00:31:44,114

That's why I want a favour from you



344

00:31:44,326 --> 00:31:45,384

Command me



345

00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:50,388

- Kill me

- What?



346

00:31:51,366 --> 00:31:53,698

- Please

- What are you saying?



347

00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:56,737

I m the owner of this place



348

00:31:58,573 --> 00:32:01,667

I don't want to die by stabbing



349

00:32:02,210 --> 00:32:04,269

because that ll hurt



350

00:32:05,613 --> 00:32:08,309

I want you to take me by surprise,



351

00:32:09,184 --> 00:32:11,675

and be quick, so I won't feel it



352

00:32:11,953 --> 00:32:13,648

Is this some kind of trick?



353

00:32:14,155 --> 00:32:16,146

What kind of man asks to die?



354

00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:20,192

I want to end my life before

marrying Amina



355

00:32:20,662 --> 00:32:24,154

so as not to leave her in a mess



356

00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:26,528

What's the need for all this?



357

00:32:28,036 --> 00:32:31,665

I have a very serious disease



358

00:32:32,607 --> 00:32:35,041

I can't wait for death to come

for me



359

00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:39,073

So please, kill me



360

00:32:40,348 --> 00:32:43,078

Good Lord! Do you insist?



361

00:32:44,352 --> 00:32:47,753

Please! But keep that thing away

from me



362

00:32:48,723 --> 00:32:50,691

I'll give you 100 Pounds



363

00:32:51,826 --> 00:32:53,316

- 100 Pounds?

- Yes



364

00:32:54,229 --> 00:32:56,754

Forget it; I m committing a crime here



365

00:32:57,465 --> 00:32:59,330

I haven't finished



366

00:33:00,001 --> 00:33:01,866

100 Pounds in advance



367

00:33:02,637 --> 00:33:07,370

and a check for 400 after my death



368

00:33:08,843 --> 00:33:12,040

400! That makes 500 Pounds

altogether?



369

00:33:13,515 --> 00:33:15,847

It's my pleasure to be of service



370

00:33:16,551 --> 00:33:19,281

That's true chivalry!



371

00:33:19,687 --> 00:33:20,711

Listen...



372

00:33:21,322 --> 00:33:25,588

you must kill me within 48 hours



373

00:33:25,994 --> 00:33:28,360

No problem, right now, if you like



374

00:33:29,764 --> 00:33:32,597

Or would you rather I surprise you?



375

00:33:33,334 --> 00:33:37,395

Exactly! Surprise me



376

00:33:38,506 --> 00:33:40,599

Because I scare easy,



377

00:33:40,942 --> 00:33:43,240

and if I see you I'll scream,



378

00:33:43,445 --> 00:33:45,572

and get you in trouble



379

00:33:45,747 --> 00:33:47,510

Don't worry about a thing



380

00:33:48,149 --> 00:33:49,548

Let's go



381

00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,999

What's your name?



382

00:34:07,235 --> 00:34:09,362

No, no, make it out to the holder



383

00:34:09,604 --> 00:34:11,333

- Good thinking!

- Yes



384

00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:14,674

You've reassured me regarding my

death. I thought you were stupid



385

00:34:15,743 --> 00:34:19,372

400 Pounds only



386

00:34:20,415 --> 00:34:21,677

Here's the signature



387

00:34:23,685 --> 00:34:25,152

and the 400 Pounds



388

00:34:26,454 --> 00:34:28,752

Here's the 100 advance



389

00:34:29,557 --> 00:34:31,923

Count it; can't trust anyone

these days



390

00:34:33,361 --> 00:34:35,829

you ll be very pleased with

your death, God willing



391

00:34:36,931 --> 00:34:39,161

If you have any other friends

who want to die



392

00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:40,761

I m at their service



393

00:34:40,969 --> 00:34:42,994

I ll have to try you out first



394

00:34:43,271 --> 00:34:45,205

If I m satisfied



395

00:34:45,573 --> 00:34:47,404

I ll give you great publicity



396

00:34:48,076 --> 00:34:49,475

- Fine

- But tell me



397

00:34:50,011 --> 00:34:51,979

Are you going to kill me yourself?



398

00:34:52,247 --> 00:34:53,737

These are secrets of the trade



399

00:34:53,948 --> 00:34:55,609

It might not be me



400

00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:58,149

You know me and might be scared

if you see me



401

00:34:58,386 --> 00:35:00,650

I might send one of my guys...



402

00:35:01,122 --> 00:35:03,590

Dongol or Shalata, Karkouda

or Watermelon



403

00:35:04,225 --> 00:35:07,160

Please, send someone with a light

hand



404

00:35:07,962 --> 00:35:11,090

- That would be Watermelon

- Watermelon... that's the guy



405

00:35:11,266 --> 00:35:11,960

Goodbye



406

00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:15,534

Go out through the door that

no one see you



407

00:35:15,837 --> 00:35:18,362

Don't worry. I ll go out the way

I came in



408

00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,637

- Goodbye

- Don't forget



409

00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:24,636

- 48 hours

- Don't worry



410

00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,109

If you don't kill me I ll stop

the cashing of the check



411

00:35:29,350 --> 00:35:32,808

No need; I ll wipe you out before that



412

00:35:33,121 --> 00:35:34,884

I swear by Abul Saud



413

00:36:41,022 --> 00:36:43,547

Sir, sir



414

00:36:45,627 --> 00:36:46,753

Sir



415

00:36:51,566 --> 00:36:55,434

I've changed my mind, please

don't kill me



416

00:36:56,371 --> 00:36:58,430

Please don't kill me,

Mr. Watermelon



417

00:36:59,007 --> 00:37:01,066

Watermelon?



418

00:37:01,409 --> 00:37:02,808

It's not even in season yet



419

00:37:04,145 --> 00:37:06,204

Sir



420

00:37:07,148 --> 00:37:08,342

Watermelon



421

00:37:20,094 --> 00:37:21,322

It's you, Sayed



422

00:37:21,562 --> 00:37:23,723

Yes, sir. What's wrong?



423

00:37:25,033 --> 00:37:26,330

Why are you sleeping here?



424

00:37:31,172 --> 00:37:34,073

- How did you get in?

- Through the kitchen as usual



425

00:37:37,879 --> 00:37:38,846

Listen



426

00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:43,344

Take this key,



427

00:37:44,585 --> 00:37:46,951

go out through the kitchen

of the next door flat



428

00:37:47,288 --> 00:37:50,121

and take the lock off

the front door



429

00:37:50,892 --> 00:37:52,291

- Go on

- Alright



430

00:37:53,594 --> 00:37:54,754

- Go

- Alright



431

00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:53,344

Hello, Nabih. This is Adel



432

00:38:53,788 --> 00:38:55,380

Listen



433

00:38:56,023 --> 00:38:58,389

Drop what you re doing and come

over right away



434

00:38:58,626 --> 00:39:00,287

I m not joking; I beg you,

come right away



435

00:39:00,561 --> 00:39:03,325

or it may be too late for me



436

00:39:03,631 --> 00:39:05,758

I m not joking. Hurry, please



437

00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:14,171

- Who is it?

- Don't be afraid, sir



438

00:39:14,342 --> 00:39:16,902

It's me, Sayed. What is it?



439

00:39:21,983 --> 00:39:24,213

Nothing, nothing, Sayed



440

00:39:26,788 --> 00:39:28,915

I m going to my room now



441

00:39:29,624 --> 00:39:31,854

Please lock the door



442

00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,085

and don't let anyone in



443

00:39:35,596 --> 00:39:37,587

except Dr. Nabih, understood?



444

00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:39,528

Nobody but Dr. Nabih



445

00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:42,601

- Nobody but Dr. Nabih

- Yes



446

00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:46,868

If you let anyone else in

I ll break your neck



447

00:39:47,942 --> 00:39:50,604

Nobody but Dr. Nabih



448

00:40:50,438 --> 00:40:51,928

Coming, coming



449

00:40:53,107 --> 00:40:54,665

Dr. Nabih?



450

00:40:55,142 --> 00:40:57,201

No, the milkman.

Open up, idiot!



451

00:40:58,145 --> 00:40:58,907

Where's Adel?



452

00:40:59,146 --> 00:41:00,738

He's locked himself in his room



453

00:41:00,982 --> 00:41:02,074

He's waiting for you



454

00:41:02,283 --> 00:41:03,215

My God!



455

00:41:07,788 --> 00:41:09,278

Just a second, he won't open

the door



456

00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:11,390

- Why not?

- He just won't



457

00:41:12,627 --> 00:41:14,026

- Who is it?

- Sayed



458

00:41:14,529 --> 00:41:17,089

- Give me a sign

- I work for you



459

00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:21,429

- Nabih

- What's wrong, Adel?



460

00:41:21,836 --> 00:41:23,997

- Help me!

- What happened?



461

00:41:25,473 --> 00:41:29,170

What happened is too much to tell



462

00:41:29,477 --> 00:41:31,240

Just calm down



463

00:41:31,546 --> 00:41:33,241

and tell me everything in detail



464

00:41:33,681 --> 00:41:35,239

Calm down! What happened?



465

00:41:36,117 --> 00:41:37,880

- My heart

- What's wrong with it?



466

00:41:38,653 --> 00:41:39,483

It's beating



467

00:41:39,887 --> 00:41:41,718

It's normal for your heart to beat



468

00:41:43,424 --> 00:41:46,655

It's going boing, boing



469

00:41:47,862 --> 00:41:49,193

- Boing?

- Yes



470

00:41:49,664 --> 00:41:51,131

What do you mean by "boing"?



471

00:41:51,766 --> 00:41:54,530

Didn't you say yesterday that

I was dying?



472

00:41:56,304 --> 00:41:57,532

I said that?



473

00:41:58,005 --> 00:41:59,632

Yes, when we returned from

the nightclub



474

00:42:00,374 --> 00:42:03,502

Idiot! You were real drunk



475

00:42:04,011 --> 00:42:06,775

You insisted I examine you or you

wouldn't let me go home



476

00:42:06,948 --> 00:42:09,143

I was forced to humour you

and say what I said



477

00:42:09,350 --> 00:42:11,682

I assure you you re in

excellent health



478

00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:14,750

you ll live for another million years



479

00:42:15,523 --> 00:42:17,514

- Are you sure?

- Of course!



480

00:42:24,832 --> 00:42:26,527

May God ruin you!



481

00:42:27,034 --> 00:42:28,399

What's with the sharp tongue?



482

00:42:28,836 --> 00:42:31,464

I ll sharpen my tongue, my foot,

my hand and my hair, too!



483

00:42:31,706 --> 00:42:32,934

Why?



484

00:42:33,107 --> 00:42:35,007

Do you know what your words led

me to do?



485

00:42:35,209 --> 00:42:37,643

- What?

- I m going to die within 48 hours



486

00:42:38,212 --> 00:42:40,077

Come on, stop talking nonsense



487

00:42:40,848 --> 00:42:43,146

Sayed. Sayed



488

00:42:44,151 --> 00:42:45,641

- Sayed, damn you!

- Yes?



489

00:42:46,253 --> 00:42:48,244

Close the doors, windows

and water taps



490

00:42:48,489 --> 00:42:50,787

- Don't let anyone in

- What if someone asks for you?



491

00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,649

- I m dead

- Impossible



492

00:42:52,927 --> 00:42:54,690

I m not lying. If I say I m dead

then I m dead



493

00:42:54,929 --> 00:42:56,191

Dead means dead



494

00:43:04,438 --> 00:43:05,803

Oh! You bringer of calamity



495

00:43:06,007 --> 00:43:07,975

Sit down and tell me what happened



496

00:43:12,013 --> 00:43:13,571

- Who is it?

- Open up, Sayed



497

00:43:13,981 --> 00:43:15,448

- Who are you?

- Who else



498

00:43:15,650 --> 00:43:17,083

I m Amina



499

00:43:17,284 --> 00:43:19,013

I know you re Miss Amina



500

00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,548

But my orders are to ask



501

00:43:20,755 --> 00:43:23,155

What's going on?

Where's your master?



502

00:43:24,492 --> 00:43:26,483

- He's dead

- Dead?



503

00:43:27,128 --> 00:43:31,428

Open up, quickly! Oh, Adel!



504

00:43:31,732 --> 00:43:32,756

Open up!



505

00:43:36,203 --> 00:43:36,931

Who is it?



506

00:43:37,438 --> 00:43:40,407

Sayed. The sign is you just said

you were dead



507

00:43:40,741 --> 00:43:42,675

Open up, quickly! Oh, Adel!



508

00:43:44,745 --> 00:43:45,643

Open up!



509

00:43:46,881 --> 00:43:47,813

Who's that screaming?



510

00:43:48,249 --> 00:43:50,740

Miss Amina. I told her you were

dead so she's crying



511

00:43:51,185 --> 00:43:53,016

You should've said it was Amina,

idiot!



512

00:43:53,187 --> 00:43:54,347

Get out of my sight



513

00:43:54,755 --> 00:43:56,313

I only said what I was told to say



514

00:44:00,661 --> 00:44:03,926

Adel! What a loss!



515

00:44:04,365 --> 00:44:07,198

Not yet, don't scream yet



516

00:44:07,568 --> 00:44:10,731

What? Why did the boy say

you were dead?



517

00:44:11,372 --> 00:44:13,340

- He's right

- I don't understand



518

00:44:13,741 --> 00:44:15,436

I ll explain everything. Come



519

00:44:16,744 --> 00:44:19,110

That's what happened and now I don't

know what to do



520

00:44:20,414 --> 00:44:22,609

You have to come stay with us



521

00:44:22,783 --> 00:44:23,681

so they wouldn't find you



522

00:44:23,884 --> 00:44:26,114

Great idea!



523

00:44:26,587 --> 00:44:29,784

Till we find those guys and explain



524

00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,490

Suppose I went out



525

00:44:33,694 --> 00:44:34,626

and they recognize me

and kill me?



526

00:44:34,829 --> 00:44:36,126

Don't worry, we ll be with you



527

00:44:36,964 --> 00:44:38,192

Put on your jacket and let's go



528

00:44:38,399 --> 00:44:39,127

Alright



529

00:45:04,825 --> 00:45:06,588

Adel, Adel



530

00:45:10,231 --> 00:45:11,630

Where are you, darling?



531

00:45:11,832 --> 00:45:12,924

I m not here



532

00:45:16,704 --> 00:45:19,332

- What is this?

- Come on



533

00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,808

I can't go into the street;

he might be waiting



534

00:45:22,209 --> 00:45:24,234

Stay here while I get a cab



535

00:45:24,445 --> 00:45:25,412

Alright



536

00:45:26,747 --> 00:45:29,045

If something happens to me will you

be upset?



537

00:45:29,350 --> 00:45:32,808

God forbid, darling. I couldn't

live one second without you



538

00:45:33,921 --> 00:45:35,582

- I have a favour to ask you

- What?



539

00:45:36,957 --> 00:45:39,323

If I die don't wear black



540

00:45:40,094 --> 00:45:41,186

How could I not?



541

00:45:41,662 --> 00:45:43,562

Black brings me bad luck



542

00:45:43,998 --> 00:45:46,159

- What should I wear?

- Red



543

00:45:47,034 --> 00:45:48,331

- Red!

- Yes



544

00:45:48,836 --> 00:45:50,599

So you can stand out amidst

the mourners



545

00:45:51,172 --> 00:45:52,002

Alright



546

00:47:33,641 --> 00:47:36,303

Good Lord, he must be sick



547

00:47:50,024 --> 00:47:51,491

Can I help you?



548

00:47:53,193 --> 00:47:54,751

Can I help you?



549

00:47:56,931 --> 00:47:58,330

What's going on?



550

00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:00,732

What's going on?



551

00:48:07,074 --> 00:48:09,304

Good Lord, he must be crazy!



552

00:48:11,946 --> 00:48:12,913

Sit down, Adel



553

00:48:13,113 --> 00:48:14,478

I can't Amina, I can't



554

00:48:15,516 --> 00:48:16,915

Why, God?



555

00:48:17,318 --> 00:48:19,684

I feel like I m dead and you re

the angel judging me, Amina



556

00:48:20,154 --> 00:48:21,280

Don't say that, darling



557

00:48:21,488 --> 00:48:23,149

If she's an angel what am I?



558

00:48:23,390 --> 00:48:25,551

You re the devil behind

this catastrophe



559

00:48:25,759 --> 00:48:26,987

Who told you to believe me?



560

00:48:27,194 --> 00:48:29,822

As long as Daddy's here you can

put your mind to rest



561

00:48:31,832 --> 00:48:33,857

Watermelon!



562

00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:39,668

It was him in the taxi, right?



563

00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:41,272

What makes you think that?



564

00:48:41,642 --> 00:48:45,203

His appearance, his head, bald

as a watermelon



565

00:48:45,746 --> 00:48:47,008

Daddy'll find a solution



566

00:48:47,181 --> 00:48:48,273

Please, God!



567

00:48:50,751 --> 00:48:53,549

Daddy, Daddy!



568

00:48:56,423 --> 00:48:57,788

Bombs!



569

00:48:58,025 --> 00:48:59,993

- Don't be afraid

- They re going to kill me with bombs!



570

00:49:00,294 --> 00:49:02,194

Don't be afraid. Dad's

experimenting in his lab



571

00:49:04,732 --> 00:49:07,758

I said before when I m in

the lab I m not to be disturbed!



572

00:49:08,102 --> 00:49:09,364

Sorry



573

00:49:09,603 --> 00:49:11,434

but Adel needs your help

with something



574

00:49:11,638 --> 00:49:13,435

I have no time



575

00:49:13,741 --> 00:49:16,209

Pass by same day next year



576

00:49:16,410 --> 00:49:17,809

It's a matter of life or death



577

00:49:18,445 --> 00:49:19,434

Come in



578

00:49:22,182 --> 00:49:23,114

Come in



579

00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,478

We don't need you, too!



580

00:49:32,092 --> 00:49:34,890

Good Lord! The dog's crowing!



581

00:49:35,362 --> 00:49:37,956

- It was originally a chicken

- A chicken?



582

00:49:38,365 --> 00:49:40,230

Yes, a chicken turned dog,



583

00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:42,362

thanks to the new serum I discovered



584

00:49:42,569 --> 00:49:46,403

It only looks like a dog but has all

the characteristics of a chicken



585

00:49:47,341 --> 00:49:49,036

That means it can lay eggs



586

00:49:49,276 --> 00:49:50,072

Of course



587

00:49:50,277 --> 00:49:52,507

Do the eggs hatch chickens

or dogs?



588

00:49:52,946 --> 00:49:56,404

I don't know. I prefer to eat

them hard-boiled



589

00:49:57,751 --> 00:49:59,719

Will you hear my story now?



590

00:50:00,054 --> 00:50:01,783

I ll listen as I work. Tell me



591

00:50:02,189 --> 00:50:03,520

To be brief, I...



592

00:50:04,758 --> 00:50:06,749

- Stop!

- Stay with me, doctor



593

00:50:06,994 --> 00:50:08,359

I m with you, son



594

00:50:08,562 --> 00:50:10,120

- To be brief...

- I said stop!



595

00:50:10,330 --> 00:50:11,160

What is it?



596

00:50:12,933 --> 00:50:14,423

A snake!



597

00:50:14,835 --> 00:50:17,030

Don't be afraid. It's a cat



598

00:50:17,971 --> 00:50:18,995

- A cat?!

- Yes



599

00:50:19,273 --> 00:50:20,638

Aren't you afraid it may bite you?



600

00:50:20,841 --> 00:50:22,968

It doesn't bite, it only scratches



601

00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:24,442

- Scratches?

- Yes



602

00:50:24,645 --> 00:50:26,203

Didn't I say it was originally

a cat?



603

00:50:27,181 --> 00:50:29,741

- What's that?

- Don't be afraid



604

00:50:29,950 --> 00:50:31,349

It's a monkey that was originally

a donkey



605

00:50:31,552 --> 00:50:33,144

It's harmless, it only brays



606

00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,988

- Originally a donkey?

- Don't be afraid



607

00:50:36,290 --> 00:50:38,451

Please help me out



608

00:50:39,226 --> 00:50:40,989

I can't take this much longer



609

00:50:41,228 --> 00:50:42,991

Yes... what's up?



610

00:50:43,597 --> 00:50:44,723

The problem, doctor...



611

00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,662

- Yes, yes?

- Is that I...



612

00:50:49,470 --> 00:50:52,166

- And?

- That's the whole story



613

00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,035

You re wrong in what you did, son



614

00:50:55,409 --> 00:50:57,001

What could I do? I was forced to



615

00:50:58,045 --> 00:50:59,876

- What's that?

- Don't be afraid, son



616

00:51:00,147 --> 00:51:01,705

- What's that?

- Carbon dioxide



617

00:51:03,917 --> 00:51:06,477

Doctor, Potassium Nitrate has

appeared in the solution



618

00:51:07,721 --> 00:51:09,916

Add Magnesium and put it in



619

00:51:10,124 --> 00:51:12,058

the oven and bring the results



620

00:51:13,026 --> 00:51:15,824

She seems a dedicated girl.

Is she from the College of Science?



621

00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:17,963

No, she's from Tanash village



622

00:51:18,332 --> 00:51:19,697

How so?



623

00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,333

She was my cook till I trained her



624

00:51:23,670 --> 00:51:25,365

She's my assistant now



625

00:51:25,639 --> 00:51:27,766

But she's uneducated; how can you

depend on her?



626

00:51:27,941 --> 00:51:31,502

Would you have me bring someone

educated to steal my discoveries?



627

00:51:31,745 --> 00:51:33,042

- Excuse me

- Go ahead, doctor



628

00:51:34,515 --> 00:51:36,312

What's the solution to

my problem, doctor?



629

00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,550

What problem?



630

00:51:37,751 --> 00:51:39,275

The one I explained to you

nine times already



631

00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:40,680

Ah, yes... Cucumber



632

00:51:40,888 --> 00:51:42,253

Not Cucumber, Watermelon!



633

00:51:42,623 --> 00:51:44,648

Yes, Watermelon. I ll tell you



634

00:51:44,892 --> 00:51:45,950

- Yes?

- Hold this, please



635

00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,684

- Excuse me

- Look here, son...



636

00:51:47,861 --> 00:51:48,623

Yes, doctor?



637

00:51:48,862 --> 00:51:51,194

I ll tell you what to do



638

00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:53,860

- The beaker that was here...

- Beaker!



639

00:51:54,434 --> 00:51:56,334

What are you doing with it?



640

00:51:56,503 --> 00:51:57,731

You gave it to me



641

00:51:57,905 --> 00:52:00,032

Really! Have you come here to

disturb me?



642

00:52:01,108 --> 00:52:02,075

- Look, son...

- Yes, doctor?



643

00:52:02,276 --> 00:52:03,402

Keep your eye on this



644

00:52:05,312 --> 00:52:07,109

- Hold this till I get back to you

- Alright



645

00:52:09,349 --> 00:52:11,249

Let me tell you, son...



646

00:52:13,654 --> 00:52:14,882

What are you doing?



647

00:52:15,389 --> 00:52:17,357

Didn't you tell me to hold this?



648

00:52:17,558 --> 00:52:18,650

- Enough

- Alright



649

00:52:20,127 --> 00:52:22,152

What's the solution to

my problem, please!



650

00:52:23,597 --> 00:52:25,827

The only solution to your problem



651

00:52:26,233 --> 00:52:28,793

is to disappear, then reappear

in a new form



652

00:52:29,002 --> 00:52:31,368

Meaning you ll be Adel but in

a different form



653

00:52:31,772 --> 00:52:33,399

- How?

- I ll tell you



654

00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,701

I ll give you a shot of my

serum and turn you into a dog



655

00:52:36,910 --> 00:52:39,208

Then that man will never

recognize you



656

00:52:40,914 --> 00:52:42,677

That's a great idea!



657

00:52:44,184 --> 00:52:49,053

I can sniff him out till I find him



658

00:52:49,756 --> 00:52:51,553

and settle things with him



659

00:52:52,226 --> 00:52:53,488

I accept, doctor



660

00:52:54,061 --> 00:52:57,189

And afterwards you ll turn me back

into a human, of course



661

00:52:57,397 --> 00:53:00,992

Unfortunately, I haven't developed

a serum to turn you back



662

00:53:01,301 --> 00:53:04,737

But I promise to develop it within

5 to 6 years



663

00:53:05,105 --> 00:53:07,005

Six years! No, thanks. Goodbye



664

00:53:07,441 --> 00:53:09,432

It's better than living in terror



665

00:53:09,643 --> 00:53:11,907

I d rather live my whole life

in terror than be a dog



666

00:53:12,613 --> 00:53:13,739

Just listen to me



667

00:53:16,183 --> 00:53:17,548

No way, uncle



668

00:53:17,918 --> 00:53:19,442

Take Daddy's advice and agree



669

00:53:19,653 --> 00:53:21,280

- Agree to turn into a dog?

- A dog?



670

00:53:21,488 --> 00:53:23,456

I ll inject him with my serum and

turn him into a dog



671

00:53:23,624 --> 00:53:25,182

so the killer can't recognize him



672

00:53:25,392 --> 00:53:26,450

he ll be a dog only in appearance



673

00:53:26,627 --> 00:53:28,686

he ll eat and drink just like a human



674

00:53:28,862 --> 00:53:32,161

You call that a life? A dog eating

with a knife and fork?



675

00:53:32,366 --> 00:53:35,358

It ll be a scientific breakthrough



676

00:53:35,569 --> 00:53:37,127

It's an opportunity you

mustn't waste



677

00:53:37,571 --> 00:53:38,868

Yes, it's very interesting



678

00:53:39,072 --> 00:53:41,040

It'll make you famous; you'll go

into movies



679

00:53:41,241 --> 00:53:42,265

- Certainly

- Indeed



680

00:53:42,476 --> 00:53:43,966

Let him inject you, wise guy



681

00:53:44,144 --> 00:53:44,838

No way!



682

00:53:45,045 --> 00:53:46,774

Make him agree, dear



683

00:53:46,947 --> 00:53:49,006

Agree to what?

And marry a Terrier?



684

00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:51,116

I ll make him a Poodle



685

00:53:51,885 --> 00:53:55,150

Neither. I m fine as I am



686

00:53:55,355 --> 00:53:58,153

To hell with you, then.

Let him kill you



687

00:53:58,358 --> 00:53:59,518

I don't care



688

00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,288

Alright



689

00:54:01,662 --> 00:54:04,028

Don't open the door,

it might be him



690

00:54:04,231 --> 00:54:07,997

Had you listened to me you d have

nothing to worry about now



691

00:54:08,468 --> 00:54:09,162

No



692

00:54:09,369 --> 00:54:11,997

Don't be so scared, Adel.

What would bring him here?



693

00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:14,571

he ll find me wherever I am

to kill me



694

00:54:14,741 --> 00:54:16,572

and cash the check



695

00:54:16,810 --> 00:54:18,505

I ll prove it's not him



696

00:54:22,316 --> 00:54:23,112

Milkman



697

00:54:24,251 --> 00:54:26,310

See? It's the milkman. Satisfied?



698

00:54:27,321 --> 00:54:29,789

Take the serum and have done



699

00:54:30,023 --> 00:54:31,581

I won't be a dog



700

00:54:32,192 --> 00:54:34,285

Would you have the dog catchers

get me?



701

00:54:34,661 --> 00:54:36,788

Your nerves are in a bad way.

Go upstairs and rest



702

00:54:36,997 --> 00:54:38,624

- I d better be going

- Where to?



703

00:54:38,999 --> 00:54:41,126

Would you run away and leave me

in this mess?



704

00:54:41,368 --> 00:54:42,733

Please stay, for my sake



705

00:54:42,903 --> 00:54:45,064

- Alright then

- Come



706

00:54:49,076 --> 00:54:51,806

Will you take the serum so it

won't be wasted?



707

00:54:52,012 --> 00:54:53,843

Sorry. Be sensible, calm down



708

00:54:54,548 --> 00:54:56,812

It's no more than a pin-prick



709

00:54:56,983 --> 00:54:58,507

Sorry, find someone else



710

00:55:00,087 --> 00:55:02,351

If I could, I d take it myself



711

00:55:06,226 --> 00:55:07,090

There!



712

00:55:08,128 --> 00:55:09,959

A jack worth a million pounds!



713

00:55:10,731 --> 00:55:11,322

What've you got?



714

00:55:11,531 --> 00:55:13,089

- None of your business. Play

- I win



715

00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:15,460

Do you want to play again?



716

00:55:15,669 --> 00:55:17,330

- Yes

- No, that's enough



717

00:55:17,504 --> 00:55:18,129

Good night



718

00:55:18,305 --> 00:55:20,000

Amina, don't leave me alone,

please



719

00:55:20,207 --> 00:55:21,003

Don't be afraid, darling



720

00:55:21,241 --> 00:55:23,505

Go to sleep and dream of ripe

watermelons



721

00:55:23,710 --> 00:55:25,644

Don't mention watermelons, please!



722

00:55:25,846 --> 00:55:29,213

I want to live and enjoy your love

or have you had enough of me?



723

00:55:29,383 --> 00:55:31,078

Shame on you!



724

00:55:31,284 --> 00:55:32,945

How could I live one second

without you?



725

00:55:33,153 --> 00:55:34,347

The problem is, I know that I don't



726

00:55:34,621 --> 00:55:36,646

want to die and leave you alone



727

00:55:37,023 --> 00:55:37,921

Do you love me?



728

00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:39,092

Very much, and you?



729

00:55:39,292 --> 00:55:41,283

I love you madly; I d die for

your happiness



730

00:55:41,461 --> 00:55:45,090

- I can't hear a thing

- I m... I m dead



731

00:55:46,366 --> 00:55:49,233

It's only Dad working in his lab



732

00:55:49,436 --> 00:55:50,994

He must've turned the maid into

a monkey



733

00:55:51,204 --> 00:55:52,466

Let's go see what's happening



734

00:55:57,911 --> 00:55:59,208

- What is it?

- What?



735

00:55:59,513 --> 00:56:00,480

No, no!



736

00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,648

One must sacrifice in the name

of science



737

00:56:02,849 --> 00:56:04,043

What happened to your face?



738

00:56:04,251 --> 00:56:06,913

Science. That damn science

that was forced upon me



739

00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,645

I've had enough. I want to

go back to my village



740

00:56:09,923 --> 00:56:12,585

After being promoted from cook

to lab assistant?



741

00:56:12,793 --> 00:56:14,624

What've I to do with chemistry?



742

00:56:14,828 --> 00:56:16,295

I want to work in the kitchen...



743

00:56:16,463 --> 00:56:19,796

to make pudding, gravy, soup...



744

00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:24,136

What've I to do with Carbon dioxide

and all that?



745

00:56:24,304 --> 00:56:27,239

You'll be a chemical cook, Ne'naa



746

00:56:27,808 --> 00:56:30,038

People will call you madam Ne'naa,

like madam Curie



747

00:56:30,277 --> 00:56:32,040

To hell with that



748

00:56:32,279 --> 00:56:34,804

The beaker that exploded in my

face nearly took my head off



749

00:56:35,048 --> 00:56:36,072

I d rather go back home



750

00:56:36,383 --> 00:56:37,816

And back to Zanaty?



751

00:56:37,984 --> 00:56:39,679

Better than these bombs and

rockets



752

00:56:39,886 --> 00:56:41,854

blowing up in my face



753

00:56:42,155 --> 00:56:44,851

- Ignorant woman!

- Let her be, Dad



754

00:56:45,025 --> 00:56:47,016

Go to bed, Ne'naa. We ll talk

in the morning



755

00:56:47,227 --> 00:56:50,788

I m not staying here. I m going

back to my village



756

00:56:52,466 --> 00:56:54,434

- What?

- Changed your mind?



757

00:56:54,701 --> 00:56:55,827

No, I m ignorant, too



758

00:56:56,036 --> 00:56:57,663

So this serum will be wasted?



759

00:56:57,871 --> 00:57:01,068

Put that thing down, Dad.

Good night



760

00:57:02,843 --> 00:57:04,470

Goodnight. Look here...



761

00:57:04,711 --> 00:57:05,302

Yes?



762

00:57:05,512 --> 00:57:07,412

You've shaken our nerves with

your fuss



763

00:57:07,581 --> 00:57:09,606

Go inject a beetroot or something



764

00:57:09,983 --> 00:57:11,644

I should take the shot so it won't

be wasted



765

00:57:11,852 --> 00:57:13,877

Let it be wasted



766

00:57:14,521 --> 00:57:17,388

Every time I prepare a shot

it's wasted!



767

00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:02,658

Darling Adel



768

00:58:03,370 --> 00:58:05,270

Answer me



769

00:58:05,839 --> 00:58:07,830

What's wrong?



770

00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:10,432

Not even 6 buckets



771

00:58:11,077 --> 00:58:13,068

full of water



772

00:58:13,647 --> 00:58:15,706

can quench my fire



773

00:58:16,182 --> 00:58:18,650

- Angry at me?

- No, darling



774

00:58:18,919 --> 00:58:21,251

I m mad at my own stupidity



775

00:58:21,555 --> 00:58:24,080

- I don't understand

- Look...



776

00:58:24,524 --> 00:58:26,719

I m mad because I m human



777

00:58:27,027 --> 00:58:29,723

and emotion is my weakness



778

00:58:29,996 --> 00:58:32,089

If I were an animal it would

be different



779

00:58:33,366 --> 00:58:35,766

If that bothers you



780

00:58:36,236 --> 00:58:38,397

let Dad turn you



781

00:58:38,905 --> 00:58:41,032

into any animal you like



782

00:58:48,148 --> 00:58:49,843

I m here



783

00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:52,342

There's Dad



784

00:58:53,386 --> 00:58:55,877

I ll put your worries to rest



785

00:58:56,122 --> 00:58:58,386

May God ruin you



786

00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:03,191

I m a doctor, like Einstein



787

00:59:03,997 --> 00:59:07,763

- I have a brilliant mind

- That's obvious



788

00:59:07,968 --> 00:59:11,870

I ll turn you into a swell animal

you ll be satisfied,



789

00:59:18,111 --> 00:59:21,103

and bring me more customers



790

00:59:22,449 --> 00:59:24,007

What do you want to be?



791

00:59:24,317 --> 00:59:26,046

What do you have?



792

00:59:27,287 --> 00:59:29,721

I have a variety of models



793

00:59:31,157 --> 00:59:33,751

Long curved horns



794

00:59:34,127 --> 00:59:35,025

Next



795

00:59:35,228 --> 00:59:37,526

Those with tails, of pure breed



796

00:59:37,964 --> 00:59:38,794

Next



797

00:59:39,032 --> 00:59:41,364

I have other styles, all lovely



798

00:59:42,802 --> 00:59:45,396

Now choose



799

00:59:45,772 --> 00:59:47,899

something suitable for your age



800

00:59:48,742 --> 00:59:51,609

- A donkey

- Why, son?



801

00:59:52,145 --> 00:59:54,875

Because he looks like you, Uncle



802

01:00:25,712 --> 01:00:27,509

Oh, my love



803

01:00:28,314 --> 01:00:30,646

The story of our love



804

01:00:31,084 --> 01:00:33,348

Can be told in a book



805

01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:35,583

Tell me to go faster



806

01:00:38,925 --> 01:00:41,223

I m four legged now



807

01:00:42,829 --> 01:00:47,926

Before you changed I forgot

to warn you



808

01:00:48,501 --> 01:00:53,234

Don't let a she-donkey change you,

leaving me to cry at night



809

01:00:54,874 --> 01:00:57,502

You re the fodder of my soul,

my love



810

01:00:57,711 --> 01:01:00,407

You re my life, my love



811

01:01:05,452 --> 01:01:07,852

If I don't keep my word



812

01:01:08,354 --> 01:01:10,549

Deprive me of my harness



813

01:01:12,192 --> 01:01:15,923

Let's take a walk in the fresh air



814

01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:21,361

Let's sing and bray together



815

01:01:23,103 --> 01:01:27,039

I ll tell my breaking heart



816

01:01:28,475 --> 01:01:32,275

to unburden its load



817

01:02:09,048 --> 01:02:12,415

Dearer to me than life,



818

01:02:13,153 --> 01:02:16,384

you who hold my reins



819

01:02:16,823 --> 01:02:19,485

Take me on your back



820

01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:23,395

Far away from the world



821

01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:27,456

Far away



822

01:02:28,034 --> 01:02:29,592

You and I



823

01:02:30,003 --> 01:02:32,836

Far away, Amina



824

01:02:33,673 --> 01:02:36,972

Our days will be fodder



825

01:02:37,443 --> 01:02:40,742

Our nights will be beans



826

01:03:13,046 --> 01:03:18,040

O sun, do not set



827

01:03:19,385 --> 01:03:22,479

before witnessing that

my love for her



828

01:03:22,889 --> 01:03:25,585

is as immortal as you



829

01:03:26,893 --> 01:03:29,191

You may set, O sun



830

01:03:29,729 --> 01:03:34,063

But my love for her will never set



831

01:03:55,154 --> 01:03:56,178

Amina!



832

01:03:57,090 --> 01:03:58,182

Adel



833

01:03:59,993 --> 01:04:01,187

Come closer,



834

01:04:02,462 --> 01:04:04,953

sweet ripe banana



835

01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:06,822

What?



836

01:04:08,701 --> 01:04:11,329

- A kiss, please

- I can't



837

01:04:13,106 --> 01:04:14,630

Don't run away



838

01:04:15,541 --> 01:04:18,066

and leave me on fire



839

01:04:18,912 --> 01:04:21,745

Give me a kiss, please



840

01:04:25,885 --> 01:04:27,682

Who? Watermelon? Not me



841

01:04:28,388 --> 01:04:29,685

What is this?



842

01:04:29,989 --> 01:04:32,048

What is it, Adel?



843

01:04:32,692 --> 01:04:34,489

In the name of Allah the Merciful!



844

01:04:35,929 --> 01:04:38,295

- What happened?

- A nightmare



845

01:04:38,464 --> 01:04:40,261

- A terrifying nightmare

- A nightmare?



846

01:04:41,668 --> 01:04:45,866

You scared me! Go back to

sleep and pull the covers tight



847

01:04:46,372 --> 01:04:49,239

Please bring me some water;

my mouth's dry



848

01:04:49,876 --> 01:04:53,243

Alright. Always bothering me!



849

01:05:23,276 --> 01:05:24,470

Please, please



850

01:05:26,679 --> 01:05:28,271

Nabih, Nabih



851

01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:36,050

Got him! Come here



852

01:05:36,289 --> 01:05:39,087

Adel, I caught Watermelon!



853

01:05:39,692 --> 01:05:42,627

- Don't let him go

- I ll kill him



854

01:05:43,396 --> 01:05:45,489

Hold on to him!



855

01:05:46,065 --> 01:05:48,260

I ll beat him to death



856

01:05:48,768 --> 01:05:50,565

- Hold on to him

- I ll kill him!



857

01:05:50,770 --> 01:05:52,567

- Don't let him go

- I ll tear him apart,



858

01:05:53,172 --> 01:05:55,197

slit his throat!



859

01:05:57,410 --> 01:05:58,502

Good, Nabih, you caught him



860

01:05:58,711 --> 01:05:59,837

I ll kill him



861

01:06:00,046 --> 01:06:01,445

- Who?

- Watermelon



862

01:06:01,647 --> 01:06:03,638

Hold on to him; I ll get the serum

to try on him



863

01:06:03,850 --> 01:06:06,148

- Don't let him go

- Adel!



864

01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:08,544

Hide me from Watermelon!



865

01:06:09,022 --> 01:06:11,650

- From Watermelon?

- Yes



866

01:06:12,692 --> 01:06:14,785

I thought you were Watermelon



867

01:06:16,129 --> 01:06:17,994

- Me?

- Sorry



868

01:06:19,832 --> 01:06:21,026

Me?



869

01:06:22,502 --> 01:06:24,402

Where is he? Watermelon!



870

01:06:25,505 --> 01:06:28,269

Don't let him go



871

01:06:30,243 --> 01:06:31,437

I m Watermelon?



872

01:06:38,184 --> 01:06:39,515

Don't let him go!



873

01:06:43,823 --> 01:06:45,848

- I m Watermelon?

- Peace upon you



874

01:06:46,092 --> 01:06:47,218

Peace upon you



875

01:06:47,860 --> 01:06:49,225

Come in, please



876

01:07:17,723 --> 01:07:19,748

Come drink your tea, son



877

01:07:19,959 --> 01:07:21,824

Tea? My nerves are in shreds



878

01:07:22,261 --> 01:07:23,592

I can't stay here after today



879

01:07:23,796 --> 01:07:27,197

Where'll you go? You re safe

here amongst us



880

01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:31,364

Being amongst you has brought

me more trouble



881

01:07:31,604 --> 01:07:34,004

I m so sorry; I thought you were

Watermelon



882

01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,765

You should've made sure first,

before lashing out at me!



883

01:07:37,110 --> 01:07:40,011

I ll add some beetroot extract

to your tea



884

01:07:40,213 --> 01:07:40,872

to calm your nerves



885

01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:45,141

No beetroot or tomato extract;

I m fine, where's Amina?



886

01:07:45,351 --> 01:07:47,842

She went to the seamstress,

wedding preparations, remember?



887

01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,921

Wedding preparations! I fear this

wedding will never be held



888

01:07:51,124 --> 01:07:52,682

Don't be pessimistic



889

01:07:53,192 --> 01:07:54,420

Give us some beetroot



890

01:07:54,627 --> 01:07:55,321

With pleasure



891

01:07:55,528 --> 01:07:57,928

I hope it's a big beetroot...

that's enough



892

01:07:58,131 --> 01:08:00,429

- She's back

- Daddy...



893

01:08:00,633 --> 01:08:02,601

- What's wrong, dear?

- Come here



894

01:08:02,802 --> 01:08:03,769

What is it?



895

01:08:05,505 --> 01:08:07,200

See that guy beside the doorman?



896

01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:13,007

What about him?



897

01:08:13,412 --> 01:08:16,643

He followed me all the way home



898

01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:21,110

I m ruined!



899

01:08:21,687 --> 01:08:24,087

Wait. Ne'naa, call the doorman



900

01:08:25,491 --> 01:08:27,152

Let me out of here, I beg you



901

01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:28,952

What for? He can't touch you



902

01:08:29,162 --> 01:08:31,130

What are you going to do?



903

01:08:31,330 --> 01:08:33,798

I ll turn him into a cockroach!



904

01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,833

By the time you turn him into

a cockroach I ll be dead



905

01:08:37,770 --> 01:08:39,260

- Yes?

- Tell me, Gadallah...



906

01:08:39,472 --> 01:08:40,769

Wait, Amina



907

01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:42,430

- Tell me, Hassaballah

- Gadallah, sir



908

01:08:42,642 --> 01:08:43,870

Tell me...



909

01:08:44,076 --> 01:08:45,441

Who's the man who was with you

just now?



910

01:08:45,645 --> 01:08:47,613

- The mustached one?

- He has a mustache, too?!



911

01:08:47,780 --> 01:08:49,475

Then it's him!



912

01:08:49,882 --> 01:08:51,315

Did he say anything to you?



913

01:08:51,517 --> 01:08:53,678

He asked if you were engaged



914

01:08:53,886 --> 01:08:54,648

What did you say?



915

01:08:54,820 --> 01:08:56,253

That she was engaged to Mr. Adel



916

01:08:56,422 --> 01:08:58,253

Did he ask who Mr. Adel was,



917

01:08:58,424 --> 01:09:00,324

where he lives, what he does?



918

01:09:00,526 --> 01:09:01,550

- He did

- And you told him?



919

01:09:01,761 --> 01:09:03,956

- I did

- Beautiful!



920

01:09:04,163 --> 01:09:06,290

- I told him, really

- Beautiful!



921

01:09:06,465 --> 01:09:08,023

- I told him

- Damn you!



922

01:09:08,234 --> 01:09:08,825

What's he saying?



923

01:09:09,035 --> 01:09:10,263

I can't stay here another minute



924

01:09:10,469 --> 01:09:11,561

- Wait, Adel

- No way!



925

01:09:11,771 --> 01:09:13,568

Wait, man, where are you going?



926

01:09:13,739 --> 01:09:16,867

Would you have me stay here

and die? I m going



927

01:10:11,163 --> 01:10:14,428

Dr. Louis Tawfik

Specialist in nervous disorders



928

01:10:33,152 --> 01:10:34,119

Yes?



929

01:10:35,221 --> 01:10:38,122

Keep them away!

They re going to kill me!



930

01:10:38,724 --> 01:10:39,884

Who's going to kill you?



931

01:10:40,126 --> 01:10:41,616

The guy I hired to kill me



932

01:10:41,827 --> 01:10:42,919

Calm down



933

01:10:43,829 --> 01:10:45,490

You hired someone to kill you?



934

01:10:45,665 --> 01:10:47,223

Yes. I gave him 100 Pounds



935

01:10:47,433 --> 01:10:49,230

100 Pounds to kill you?



936

01:10:49,435 --> 01:10:51,266

In advance, and a check for

400 Pounds,



937

01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:53,563

- to be cashed after my death

- And?



938

01:10:53,806 --> 01:10:56,570

He took the 100 Pounds and said

he d send Watermelon



939

01:10:56,742 --> 01:10:58,039

A watermelon for 100 Pounds?



940

01:10:58,244 --> 01:11:00,872

No. Watermelon's going to kill me



941

01:11:01,247 --> 01:11:03,715

- Watermelon works for...

- Grape fruit



942

01:11:04,483 --> 01:11:07,247

Grape fruit? Is this some joke?



943

01:11:07,620 --> 01:11:09,918

I m serious



944

01:11:10,323 --> 01:11:11,449

Easy, now... calm down



945

01:11:13,159 --> 01:11:14,091

Come in



946

01:11:16,062 --> 01:11:16,756

Yes?



947

01:11:17,029 --> 01:11:19,395

Bring Hassanein and come



948

01:11:19,632 --> 01:11:21,657

Hurry, please



949

01:11:25,638 --> 01:11:27,469

I m scared... please help me



950

01:11:28,274 --> 01:11:30,435

Don't worry, you re safe here



951

01:11:31,110 --> 01:11:32,634

Watermelon can never get in here



952

01:11:33,045 --> 01:11:35,605

Bless you! I m a coward, you see



953

01:11:39,752 --> 01:11:41,481

Hide him before Watermelon

kills him



954

01:11:41,687 --> 01:11:42,676

Thank you, sir



955

01:11:44,223 --> 01:11:46,248

- You re welcome

- Hey! What's this?



956

01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:47,990

It's for Watermelon



957

01:11:48,227 --> 01:11:49,694

Take him inside till the asylum

van arrives



958

01:11:49,862 --> 01:11:50,726

I ll call them immediately



959

01:11:50,930 --> 01:11:52,397

May God ruin you!



960

01:11:53,466 --> 01:11:55,331

D'you think I m crazy?

I m not crazy



961

01:11:55,801 --> 01:11:58,964

I ll take this to court!

I must take it to court!



962

01:11:59,572 --> 01:12:01,096

I ll sue you!



963

01:12:02,441 --> 01:12:04,875

I m not crazy



964

01:12:06,512 --> 01:12:08,343

I m... Open the door!



965

01:12:08,914 --> 01:12:09,812

Quiet



966

01:12:11,684 --> 01:12:13,083

Silence



967

01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:32,801

- What's with him?

- He's crazy



968

01:12:34,673 --> 01:12:37,107

Why isn't he wearing

a straightjacket like me?



969

01:12:37,510 --> 01:12:39,444

He's slightly nuts



970

01:12:39,945 --> 01:12:42,311

but you re seriously nuts



971

01:12:42,848 --> 01:12:45,874

Not at all. If you heard my story

you d pity me



972

01:12:46,085 --> 01:12:47,052

- Your story?

- Yes



973

01:12:47,219 --> 01:12:49,084

- You have a story?

- Yes, really



974

01:12:49,288 --> 01:12:50,915

- What is it?

- I ll tell you



975

01:12:51,123 --> 01:12:52,784

- Watermelon...

- Watermelon?



976

01:12:53,826 --> 01:12:57,353

- Not you too!

- You know him?



977

01:12:57,630 --> 01:13:01,726

Know him? He's the one who got

me sent here!



978

01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:04,830

- How?

- Sit down and I ll tell you



979

01:13:12,845 --> 01:13:15,837

One day I bought a watermelon...



980

01:13:16,248 --> 01:13:20,048

- No, I mean Watermelon...

- I m getting to that



981

01:13:20,886 --> 01:13:25,585

I came to cut the watermelon

and the knife went inside it...



982

01:13:26,725 --> 01:13:30,092

- I want to say...

- I m getting to that



983

01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:34,258

I went in to get the knife out of

the watermelon



984

01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:39,132

Suddenly I found myself inside it



985

01:13:39,505 --> 01:13:40,699

- Stay with me

- I m with you



986

01:13:40,906 --> 01:13:43,670

I found myself inside...

The watermelon



987

01:13:44,710 --> 01:13:48,077

What's driving me nuts now

is that I don't know...



988

01:13:48,747 --> 01:13:54,310

Am I inside the watermelon

or outside?



989

01:13:55,754 --> 01:13:57,779

Inside the watermelon.

Are you with me?



990

01:13:58,390 --> 01:13:59,857

Sir, I want to...



991

01:14:00,025 --> 01:14:00,787

Stay with me



992

01:14:00,993 --> 01:14:02,756

- Inside the watermelon...

- Yes



993

01:14:03,362 --> 01:14:05,091

- Outside the watermelon...

- I want to explain...



994

01:14:06,031 --> 01:14:07,521

Inside the watermelon...



995

01:14:08,267 --> 01:14:09,791

Outside the watermelon



996

01:14:10,769 --> 01:14:12,600

Inside the watermelon...



997

01:14:13,239 --> 01:14:14,706

Yes... Outside the watermelon



998

01:14:15,007 --> 01:14:17,703

Enough! Sit down



999

01:14:20,079 --> 01:14:22,274

Forget the watermelon, man



1000

01:14:22,681 --> 01:14:23,409

Listen



1001

01:14:25,284 --> 01:14:26,842

Would you do me a favour

for 5 Pounds?



1002

01:14:27,019 --> 01:14:28,543

- 5 Pounds?

- Yes, really



1003

01:14:28,754 --> 01:14:30,244

- What's the favour?

- Untie my hands



1004

01:14:30,489 --> 01:14:32,252

With pleasure. For 5 Pounds?



1005

01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:34,790

For 5 Pounds;

I swear to you I m sane



1006

01:14:42,101 --> 01:14:44,001

- Hand over the 5 Pounds

- Here



1007

01:14:46,071 --> 01:14:47,299

- Happy?

- Great



1008

01:14:47,506 --> 01:14:48,302

Thank you, goodbye



1009

01:14:48,507 --> 01:14:49,371

- Come here

- What?



1010

01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:52,238

What do you mean goodbye?

Where are you going?



1011

01:14:52,511 --> 01:14:54,604

- Out

- How can you get out?



1012

01:14:56,549 --> 01:14:57,243

Listen!



1013

01:14:57,449 --> 01:14:58,507

He's right!



1014

01:14:58,717 --> 01:15:00,048

- Listen

- What?



1015

01:15:00,252 --> 01:15:01,844

- Put the straightjacket on me

- What'll you do?



1016

01:15:02,021 --> 01:15:04,649

None of your business



1017

01:15:04,823 --> 01:15:06,848

Alright, I ll put it on you



1018

01:15:09,929 --> 01:15:11,692

Put it on



1019

01:15:14,266 --> 01:15:15,597

I ll put it on you



1020

01:15:16,902 --> 01:15:18,199

- Tie me up

- Alright



1021

01:15:19,838 --> 01:15:21,066

- Put this on

- There



1022

01:15:23,142 --> 01:15:24,268

Put your arm here



1023

01:15:24,643 --> 01:15:26,577

The other hand



1024

01:15:28,447 --> 01:15:31,007

- Now you re...

- Inside the watermelon



1025

01:15:31,450 --> 01:15:33,577

- And me?

- Outside the watermelon



1026

01:15:33,919 --> 01:15:36,080

- You re?

- Inside the watermelon



1027

01:15:36,422 --> 01:15:38,549

- I m?

- Outside the watermelon



1028

01:15:38,824 --> 01:15:41,088

- You re inside...

- The watermelon



1029

01:15:41,427 --> 01:15:43,622

- I m outside...

- The watermelon



1030

01:15:43,996 --> 01:15:46,089

Have some mercy on me, people!



1031

01:15:53,405 --> 01:15:56,806

The lunatic's escaped!



1032

01:15:59,712 --> 01:16:01,339

What a crazy world!



1033

01:16:02,114 --> 01:16:04,878

They re chasing the sane man

and leaving the lunatic



1034

01:16:22,034 --> 01:16:23,023

- He ran this way

- No this way



1035

01:16:23,235 --> 01:16:24,793

- This way, I said

- No this way



1036

01:16:52,631 --> 01:16:53,563

There he is



1037

01:16:57,269 --> 01:16:58,861

We were worried sick about you



1038

01:16:59,238 --> 01:17:01,399

Hide me. I want to live



1039

01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:03,305

I want to enjoy more of life



1040

01:17:03,509 --> 01:17:05,443

Don't worry, nobody can touch you



1041

01:17:05,644 --> 01:17:07,305

All this and nobody can touch me?



1042

01:17:07,513 --> 01:17:09,071

Don't be afraid. Come with me



1043

01:17:09,715 --> 01:17:11,808

I can't come with you.

Police!



1044

01:17:12,785 --> 01:17:13,752

Why not?



1045

01:17:14,486 --> 01:17:15,783

I must give myself up

to the police



1046

01:17:16,488 --> 01:17:19,389

Jail is the safest place

to hide from the killers



1047

01:17:19,591 --> 01:17:20,421

Calm down



1048

01:17:20,626 --> 01:17:22,355

Come with me; I ll hide you

at our farm



1049

01:17:22,561 --> 01:17:24,028

That's a good idea



1050

01:17:24,863 --> 01:17:26,421

D'you think nobody will be able

to find me?



1051

01:17:26,632 --> 01:17:28,327

- Of course

- Let's go



1052

01:17:28,567 --> 01:17:30,364

- Come on

- Excuse me



1053

01:17:31,103 --> 01:17:32,536

- What?

- Are you kidding?



1054

01:17:33,105 --> 01:17:36,597

You got me in this mess and you

want to go? You re coming with me



1055

01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:38,570

Alright



1056

01:18:01,033 --> 01:18:03,365

Strange! There's nobody here,

not even the watchman



1057

01:18:03,569 --> 01:18:05,560

Shall I go get the key from the

head of the guards?



1058

01:18:05,771 --> 01:18:06,795

Yes, quickly



1059

01:18:07,005 --> 01:18:08,666

What's wrong, Adel? Get up



1060

01:18:11,343 --> 01:18:12,833

I m afraid they might take me

by surprise



1061

01:18:13,045 --> 01:18:15,843

Who would come here? You re safe



1062

01:18:16,048 --> 01:18:17,447

Get out, man



1063

01:18:19,918 --> 01:18:22,045

Sheikh Elwan... Sheikh Elwan!



1064

01:18:24,957 --> 01:18:28,393

Ne'naa! Welcome!



1065

01:18:29,128 --> 01:18:32,427

You scented bag of gunpowder,

commander of my heart!



1066

01:18:32,965 --> 01:18:35,593

Without you I m like an empty rifle



1067

01:18:36,301 --> 01:18:38,064

Really, Zananty!



1068

01:18:39,104 --> 01:18:41,470

Say you want me., say it!



1069

01:18:42,007 --> 01:18:44,441

I've no time for you. Where re

the keys to the house?



1070

01:18:44,710 --> 01:18:46,769

The mistress and her fiancé are

waiting at the door



1071

01:18:46,945 --> 01:18:50,073

So? I've been waiting for you

all this time



1072

01:18:50,582 --> 01:18:52,641

My heart's on fire with longing



1073

01:18:52,851 --> 01:18:54,978

Sheikh Elwan!



1074

01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:57,115

At a time like this?



1075

01:18:57,356 --> 01:18:59,449

Ne'naa! How are you?



1076

01:18:59,625 --> 01:19:01,752

Quick, the keys to the house.

The mistress is here



1077

01:19:02,127 --> 01:19:04,095

For shame! Come with me



1078

01:19:09,234 --> 01:19:11,725

Welcome, ma am.

You honour the village



1079

01:19:12,104 --> 01:19:12,866

Thank you



1080

01:19:13,105 --> 01:19:15,198

Come rest at my house till we prepare

the house



1081

01:19:15,741 --> 01:19:16,765

There's no need



1082

01:19:18,410 --> 01:19:19,638

What's wrong, Mr. Adel?



1083

01:19:19,845 --> 01:19:22,712

Adel's a bit nervous. Some people

want to kill him



1084

01:19:23,081 --> 01:19:24,844

Please guard the house well,

Sheikh Elwan



1085

01:19:25,050 --> 01:19:26,415

This can never happen

while I m here



1086

01:19:26,585 --> 01:19:28,951

I m the keeper of law and order

in this area



1087

01:19:29,388 --> 01:19:32,323

Not even an ant moves without

my knowledge



1088

01:19:33,425 --> 01:19:36,087

Rest assured, Mr. Adel

and eat ripe watermelons



1089

01:19:36,261 --> 01:19:38,229

Just don't mention watermelons



1090

01:19:38,964 --> 01:19:40,431

Guard the house well



1091

01:19:40,632 --> 01:19:43,465

Certainly. I ll appoint Zanaty to

guard it



1092

01:19:43,802 --> 01:19:46,168

Not an ant will come near it



1093

01:19:53,245 --> 01:19:54,542

Ne'naa!



1094

01:20:34,953 --> 01:20:37,387

These mosquitoes are eating me

up alive



1095

01:20:38,523 --> 01:20:39,956

Must you remind me?



1096

01:20:42,027 --> 01:20:43,585

I can't sleep either



1097

01:20:50,002 --> 01:20:52,197

Mosquitoes everywhere.

This is impossible



1098

01:21:19,932 --> 01:21:21,126

Nabih!



1099

01:21:22,701 --> 01:21:23,725

What, what?



1100

01:21:24,002 --> 01:21:25,196

Help!



1101

01:21:25,470 --> 01:21:26,869

- Ne'naa!

- Who is it?



1102

01:21:27,739 --> 01:21:29,229

It's Zanaty



1103

01:21:29,641 --> 01:21:31,871

It's Zanaty the guard!



1104

01:21:32,911 --> 01:21:34,845

You terrified me!



1105

01:21:39,184 --> 01:21:40,947

What do you want at this hour?



1106

01:21:41,219 --> 01:21:44,655

Pardon me I was checking the doors



1107

01:21:45,290 --> 01:21:48,020

to protect you from those lying

in wait



1108

01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:52,428

Rest assured nothing can get to you



1109

01:21:52,831 --> 01:21:54,423

Thanks, Zanaty



1110

01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:56,929

You scared us, man!



1111

01:21:57,436 --> 01:22:00,234

- Well, good night

- Good night



1112

01:22:16,822 --> 01:22:17,880

Ne'naa!



1113

01:22:18,924 --> 01:22:19,754

Who's outside?



1114

01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:22,992

It's Zanaty, I m checking

the doors



1115

01:22:23,195 --> 01:22:25,026

to locate the position of the victims



1116

01:22:25,230 --> 01:22:27,960

You re to guard the house from

the outside, understood?



1117

01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:29,827

Understood, ma am



1118

01:22:31,770 --> 01:22:32,930

This is crazy!



1119

01:22:37,109 --> 01:22:40,272

The men are there

and the women here...



1120

01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:43,477

so where's Ne'naa?



1121

01:22:44,716 --> 01:22:46,479

Where re your brains, detective?



1122

01:22:47,786 --> 01:22:49,720

Where's your brilliance?



1123

01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:10,671

Get lost or I ll thrash you!



1124

01:23:11,076 --> 01:23:11,906

Give me a kiss



1125

01:23:12,210 --> 01:23:13,677

- A kiss?

- Yes



1126

01:23:15,981 --> 01:23:18,006

Get lost or this'll be a black

night for you



1127

01:23:21,286 --> 01:23:22,184

Get lost!



1128

01:23:25,157 --> 01:23:27,216

Hey! She twisted me!



1129

01:23:30,128 --> 01:23:30,992

Oh, no!



1130

01:23:45,644 --> 01:23:51,412

Help! Help! Mr. Adel, Mr. Nabih,

mistress Amina!



1131

01:23:51,950 --> 01:23:54,077

- What is it, gal?

- Good God!



1132

01:23:54,686 --> 01:23:56,551

Who did I just hit right now?



1133

01:23:56,755 --> 01:23:58,120

The killer must be here



1134

01:23:58,957 --> 01:23:59,719

What is it?



1135

01:23:59,991 --> 01:24:01,925

The killer was here just now



1136

01:24:03,395 --> 01:24:05,989

Don't worry; I have him in custody;



1137

01:24:06,398 --> 01:24:10,061

just leave him to me.

I ll kill him



1138

01:24:13,038 --> 01:24:15,302

You've fallen into merciless hands!



1139

01:24:15,941 --> 01:24:18,637

I ll show you, murderer!



1140

01:24:26,118 --> 01:24:27,142

What's this?



1141

01:24:32,524 --> 01:24:35,584

The criminal who had you terrorized

lasted just seconds in my hands



1142

01:24:37,229 --> 01:24:39,094

It's Dad! Are you hurt, Dad?



1143

01:24:41,199 --> 01:24:43,360

- Where is she?

- Who?



1144

01:24:43,602 --> 01:24:45,365

- Where did she go?

- Who?



1145

01:24:45,804 --> 01:24:46,896

Move



1146

01:24:47,105 --> 01:24:48,470

My head, my head



1147

01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,439

What brought you here, Dad?



1148

01:24:50,642 --> 01:24:53,941

I just finished my new invention



1149

01:24:54,513 --> 01:24:56,879

I came to try it out on Ne'naa



1150

01:24:57,115 --> 01:24:59,413

No, never!



1151

01:25:01,419 --> 01:25:04,081

Is this the quiet of the countryside?



1152

01:25:05,323 --> 01:25:08,121

I can't stay here another minute



1153

01:25:09,995 --> 01:25:12,691

I told you there's no place safer

than my own home



1154

01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:16,591

At least there I can give the killer

a shot



1155

01:25:18,803 --> 01:25:19,963

and turn him into a dog



1156

01:25:23,074 --> 01:25:24,769

Now we can think sensibly



1157

01:25:24,943 --> 01:25:25,602

Great



1158

01:25:26,945 --> 01:25:29,846

- What do you say, son?

- To what?



1159

01:25:30,148 --> 01:25:32,810

I say take the serum and end

your troubles



1160

01:25:32,984 --> 01:25:34,246

Anything but that



1161

01:25:37,222 --> 01:25:39,383

What about you?



1162

01:25:39,925 --> 01:25:42,519

No way. I already agreed to

the beetroot



1163

01:25:44,062 --> 01:25:45,495

- I say, Uncle...

- Yes?



1164

01:25:45,664 --> 01:25:48,997

If you insist on trying the serum

on someone why not yourself?



1165

01:25:49,201 --> 01:25:50,225

I've no objection



1166

01:25:50,669 --> 01:25:52,432

Come with me.

I ll give it you myself



1167

01:25:52,637 --> 01:25:54,901

- Please don't, Dad?

- Why not?



1168

01:25:55,140 --> 01:25:57,506

I can't be the daughter

of a... dog!



1169

01:25:57,943 --> 01:25:59,843

- Excuse me now

- What about Watermelon?



1170

01:26:00,345 --> 01:26:01,505

What watermelon?



1171

01:26:02,547 --> 01:26:04,412

Yes! I remember now



1172

01:26:06,084 --> 01:26:08,075

- The solution's simple

- Tell me



1173

01:26:08,386 --> 01:26:11,844

Go to this Watermelon's house



1174

01:26:12,090 --> 01:26:13,921

If I knew where he lived I d

have gone already



1175

01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,891

Look him up in the phone

book under "W"



1176

01:26:18,063 --> 01:26:19,963

and you ll find the name...



1177

01:26:20,865 --> 01:26:22,526

Wahid, Wagdi...



1178

01:26:22,701 --> 01:26:23,565

Watermelon



1179

01:26:23,768 --> 01:26:26,236

A murderer like him



1180

01:26:26,438 --> 01:26:28,838

wouldn't have his name

and number listed



1181

01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,439

You re right



1182

01:26:30,742 --> 01:26:32,676

Alright, don't go to his house



1183

01:26:32,911 --> 01:26:35,709

Gangsters like him have special

places where they go



1184

01:26:36,348 --> 01:26:39,112

- Special "stops"

- And where's his stop?



1185

01:26:39,317 --> 01:26:41,683

Al-Ghafir cemetery for example,



1186

01:26:41,886 --> 01:26:43,649

Al-Mahamara, Abul Saud...



1187

01:26:43,822 --> 01:26:47,485

Abul Saud... Abul Saud...



1188

01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:50,828

Yes, it's Abul Saud!



1189

01:26:51,029 --> 01:26:52,792

- Who's Abul Saud?

- Must be his dad



1190

01:26:52,998 --> 01:26:56,832

It's the name of a neighborhood

They sit at certain cafés there



1191

01:26:57,035 --> 01:26:58,798

Why would the killer go to Abul Saud?



1192

01:26:59,004 --> 01:27:00,471

I just remembered...



1193

01:27:01,139 --> 01:27:03,471

When the thief made the deal

with me



1194

01:27:03,675 --> 01:27:05,905

He swore by Abul Saud to keep

his word



1195

01:27:06,111 --> 01:27:08,545

Go to Abul Saud, then



1196

01:27:08,747 --> 01:27:11,739

Thank God! Thank you, Uncle



1197

01:27:12,050 --> 01:27:13,108

- You re welcome

- Thank you



1198

01:27:13,318 --> 01:27:16,549

Nabih, off to Abul Saud



1199

01:27:16,755 --> 01:27:18,746

- Let's go

- Wait



1200

01:27:19,024 --> 01:27:19,888

What?



1201

01:27:20,225 --> 01:27:22,693

How can I go when Watermelon's

waiting downstairs?



1202

01:27:22,861 --> 01:27:24,089

Yes, right



1203

01:27:24,596 --> 01:27:26,393

It's very simple



1204

01:27:27,432 --> 01:27:28,729

Don't tell me to take the shot again



1205

01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:30,629

- Yes

- No. Find another solution



1206

01:27:31,036 --> 01:27:33,402

How'll you get out... how?



1207

01:27:36,141 --> 01:27:37,403

Listen



1208

01:27:53,591 --> 01:27:54,580

Excuse me, pal



1209

01:27:56,194 --> 01:27:57,388

Your servant



1210

01:27:58,830 --> 01:28:00,354

Where do the big chiefs sit?



1211

01:28:01,366 --> 01:28:03,163

Be clearer, which chiefs?



1212

01:28:03,635 --> 01:28:05,398

The pros, the big fish



1213

01:28:05,770 --> 01:28:07,704

Loan sharks, thieves, bullies...



1214

01:28:08,006 --> 01:28:09,473

or doctors of the afterlife?



1215

01:28:09,674 --> 01:28:13,303

Good Lord! So many fish in the sea!



1216

01:28:13,745 --> 01:28:15,440

You're from Alexandria?



1217

01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:17,147

Figure it out yourself



1218

01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:19,614

Which way?



1219

01:28:19,984 --> 01:28:22,475

Walk straight, turn left,



1220

01:28:23,021 --> 01:28:25,683

straight to the end of the street,

then right



1221

01:28:26,157 --> 01:28:27,954

You'll find El-Mazag bar

in front of you



1222

01:28:28,426 --> 01:28:29,791

- Thanks, pal

- Welcome



1223

01:28:30,028 --> 01:28:32,360

Did you hear him? Go, driver



1224

01:28:38,603 --> 01:28:39,592

Give me alky



1225

01:28:39,871 --> 01:28:41,498

One alky coming up



1226

01:28:54,119 --> 01:28:55,313

Another round here



1227

01:28:56,354 --> 01:28:57,844

Not now. Where's Mabrad?



1228

01:28:58,022 --> 01:29:00,354

Checking out the flat for

tonight's job



1229

01:29:00,558 --> 01:29:01,547

Mansour El-A'war's here



1230

01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:04,729

Oh no! Say it's not so!



1231

01:29:04,929 --> 01:29:06,362

I gave him wrong directions



1232

01:29:06,564 --> 01:29:08,395

- How did you recognize him?

- For shame!



1233

01:29:09,401 --> 01:29:12,802

It's true no one in Abul Saud

has ever seen him except Sonou



1234

01:29:13,171 --> 01:29:16,368

but I recognized him the minute

he opened his mouth



1235

01:29:16,741 --> 01:29:19,039

What does he look like?

Is he well-built?



1236

01:29:19,244 --> 01:29:22,543

He's a little guy; you could

blow him away with one breath



1237

01:29:22,747 --> 01:29:25,011

But they say he's so strong



1238

01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:27,718

Mabrad's going to lose his status



1239

01:29:27,919 --> 01:29:30,786

They say Mansour swore on his

father's life



1240

01:29:30,989 --> 01:29:33,890

to wipe him out



1241

01:29:34,058 --> 01:29:36,618

He d do it. They say he's fearless



1242

01:29:36,828 --> 01:29:39,319

What now, men? Mabrad's our brother



1243

01:29:39,531 --> 01:29:41,556

Hankara, run and warn him



1244

01:29:42,167 --> 01:29:44,431

- Right away

- Goodbye



1245

01:29:45,003 --> 01:29:46,732

- Where to?

- To make myself scarce



1246

01:29:47,105 --> 01:29:48,800

he ll kill me for giving him

wrong directions



1247

01:29:49,107 --> 01:29:51,905

Are you sure the bar is next to

the café in the square?



1248

01:29:52,110 --> 01:29:53,509

- That's right

- Thanks, pal



1249

01:29:53,711 --> 01:29:54,871

No trouble



1250

01:29:55,513 --> 01:29:57,413

Why did the first guy lie to us?



1251

01:29:57,649 --> 01:29:59,241

- Get a hold...

- He must've recognized me



1252

01:29:59,451 --> 01:30:00,782

Get a hold on yourself



1253

01:30:01,152 --> 01:30:03,279

We re almost there so get a grip



1254

01:30:03,555 --> 01:30:06,285

Tear into them or we ll give

ourselves away



1255

01:30:06,491 --> 01:30:07,617

Stop bugging me



1256

01:30:08,226 --> 01:30:10,694

Driver, to the café we stopped

at before



1257

01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:06,512

Stop!



1258

01:31:10,321 --> 01:31:12,687

What's with you, boy?



1259

01:31:14,959 --> 01:31:17,154

Forget about them, they re

schmucks



1260

01:31:17,729 --> 01:31:18,787

What does that mean?



1261

01:31:18,997 --> 01:31:20,089

I don't know



1262

01:31:20,798 --> 01:31:22,265

Play!



1263

01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:31,869

Two whiskeys



1264

01:31:32,110 --> 01:31:33,202

With pleasure



1265

01:31:37,081 --> 01:31:37,945

Here you go, chief



1266

01:31:39,450 --> 01:31:40,974

Two alkys on the rocks



1267

01:31:42,287 --> 01:31:43,379

Ready



1268

01:31:50,929 --> 01:31:52,920

He's serving alkys from

the whiskey barrel



1269

01:31:53,464 --> 01:31:56,194

He's a swindler. Whiskey doesn't

come in a barrel



1270

01:31:59,971 --> 01:32:01,370

- Mr. Wer-wer

- Yes, Sayed?



1271

01:32:01,839 --> 01:32:05,002

My ma asks you to fill this primus

for her



1272

01:32:05,209 --> 01:32:06,176

Sure, Sayed



1273

01:32:12,250 --> 01:32:14,081

- Here

- Thanks



1274

01:32:14,886 --> 01:32:15,875

Bye, Sayed



1275

01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:23,086

What're you doing?



1276

01:32:23,795 --> 01:32:25,558

It's to scare them



1277

01:32:27,865 --> 01:32:29,389

Just take a good look at them



1278

01:32:29,968 --> 01:32:32,732

and find your man so we can

get out of here



1279

01:32:33,004 --> 01:32:34,028

Alright



1280

01:32:44,549 --> 01:32:47,518

Let's lighten things up before it

gets ugly



1281

01:32:51,489 --> 01:32:52,888

Welcome, Mansour



1282

01:32:55,259 --> 01:32:57,693

- You honour Cairo

- How?



1283

01:32:57,862 --> 01:32:59,124

With your presence,



1284

01:32:59,530 --> 01:33:01,930

do you think we don't know who you are?



1285

01:33:02,367 --> 01:33:05,131

Had we known you d be honouring

us with a visit



1286

01:33:05,303 --> 01:33:08,397

we d have spread the ground with

Henna



1287

01:33:10,842 --> 01:33:12,366

Well, I m here



1288

01:33:12,744 --> 01:33:14,678

A big salute to the big chief



1289

01:33:56,087 --> 01:33:57,145

Enough!



1290

01:33:58,489 --> 01:34:00,047

A salute to Mansour El-A'war



1291

01:34:00,224 --> 01:34:01,486

El-A'war



1292

01:34:20,478 --> 01:34:23,675

Enough! The big boss is here



1293

01:34:32,590 --> 01:34:35,718

- We re in trouble

- Let's get out of here



1294

01:34:36,260 --> 01:34:38,785

Get a grip



1295

01:34:45,803 --> 01:34:47,896

This is an honour, A'war



1296

01:34:50,708 --> 01:34:51,766

Who're you?



1297

01:34:52,543 --> 01:34:54,738

Your servant El-A'war



1298

01:34:55,446 --> 01:35:00,281

I admire you so much that I put

my eye out to be like you



1299

01:35:00,785 --> 01:35:02,116

Welcome to you



1300

01:35:03,521 --> 01:35:04,920

Want me to put out the other?



1301

01:35:05,389 --> 01:35:07,482

Why not leave it,



1302

01:35:08,025 --> 01:35:10,926

so I can see you and wink at you?



1303

01:35:13,731 --> 01:35:16,427

I've longed to meet you

and learn at your hands



1304

01:35:17,235 --> 01:35:20,227

how to do the scissor stab,

the razor swipe,



1305

01:35:20,938 --> 01:35:22,633

and the head butt



1306

01:35:25,076 --> 01:35:28,341

you ll see them for yourself when that

bastard Mabrad gets here



1307

01:35:29,981 --> 01:35:31,915

A big Salute to El-A'war



1308

01:35:32,517 --> 01:35:33,643

A salute



1309

01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:38,115

Bring that table, boy



1310

01:36:26,170 --> 01:36:27,102

A salute to good manners



1311

01:36:28,306 --> 01:36:29,637

Good manners



1312

01:36:30,408 --> 01:36:33,206

Not to the people coming

to threaten us



1313

01:36:33,611 --> 01:36:34,407

Not them!



1314

01:36:34,779 --> 01:36:36,713

A salute to men who think straight



1315

01:36:37,048 --> 01:36:38,709

- Think straight

- A salute



1316

01:36:48,559 --> 01:36:51,995

- Who does he mean?

- Me, of course



1317

01:36:52,363 --> 01:36:53,352

Thank God!



1318

01:36:54,498 --> 01:36:56,227

Why're you quiet? Afraid of him?



1319

01:36:56,467 --> 01:36:58,628

I don't want to dirty my hands

with his filthy blood



1320

01:36:58,836 --> 01:37:01,066

Go wring him out and pick your

teeth with him



1321

01:37:01,272 --> 01:37:02,830

I already brushed my teeth

this morning



1322

01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:04,871

Get up or I ll knock them out



1323

01:37:05,443 --> 01:37:06,410

Alright



1324

01:37:09,447 --> 01:37:11,813

I ll break the neck of anyone who

says a word



1325

01:37:32,036 --> 01:37:33,230

What do you want, kid?



1326

01:37:33,905 --> 01:37:38,968

By God, I ll make mince-meat

of you



1327

01:37:39,644 --> 01:37:41,111

- Mince-meat?

- Yes



1328

01:37:42,146 --> 01:37:43,238

So?



1329

01:37:43,981 --> 01:37:46,643

By my honour...



1330

01:37:49,086 --> 01:37:50,553

I'll make an omelet of you



1331

01:37:50,755 --> 01:37:52,518

- An omelet?

- Yes



1332

01:37:53,858 --> 01:37:54,517

Take this



1333

01:38:01,465 --> 01:38:02,557

- Is the burial shroud ready?

- For whom?



1334

01:38:02,767 --> 01:38:04,598

- Me

- Come here



1335

01:38:29,593 --> 01:38:31,026

Nobody move!



1336

01:38:35,866 --> 01:38:37,527

Give yourself up, Mansour El-A'war



1337

01:38:38,636 --> 01:38:40,604

You won't get away this time



1338

01:38:41,439 --> 01:38:44,465

- There's Watermelon

- Excuse me



1339

01:38:44,709 --> 01:38:45,607

Where to?



1340

01:38:46,010 --> 01:38:48,308

To give myself in place of

El-A'war



1341

01:38:48,679 --> 01:38:50,704

Jail is the safest place to hide

from the killers



1342

01:38:50,915 --> 01:38:52,348

- Are you nuts?

- Let me go



1343

01:38:52,650 --> 01:38:54,982

Arrest me, officer



1344

01:38:55,186 --> 01:38:56,676

Are you Mansour El-A'war?



1345

01:38:56,921 --> 01:38:59,583

Who else? Arrest me

and have done



1346

01:38:59,790 --> 01:39:02,725

- Jail is for the brave

- Come with me, you criminal



1347

01:39:02,927 --> 01:39:05,760

The man's gone nuts!

He gave himself in



1348

01:39:06,430 --> 01:39:08,330

Is he nuts or what?



1349

01:39:30,121 --> 01:39:32,555

- Open up, Sayed

- Thanks, Sayed



1350

01:39:36,327 --> 01:39:39,228

- Close the door, Sayed

- Here, brother



1351

01:39:41,632 --> 01:39:42,656

Bless you



1352

01:39:59,350 --> 01:40:01,784

- Out with it

- What?



1353

01:40:02,119 --> 01:40:04,383

- The cigarette pack

- Sure



1354

01:40:14,665 --> 01:40:16,826

Here, here



1355

01:40:18,102 --> 01:40:19,967

Here, here



1356

01:40:23,841 --> 01:40:26,366

- Got any matches?

- No



1357

01:40:32,083 --> 01:40:34,847

A cigarette, brother? One left



1358

01:40:36,587 --> 01:40:37,554

Brother!



1359

01:40:39,090 --> 01:40:42,491

You! My 400 Pounds are guaranteed



1360

01:40:42,793 --> 01:40:45,626

What good luck!



1361

01:40:46,864 --> 01:40:48,456

I've changed my mind



1362

01:40:48,999 --> 01:40:51,627

But I didn't; this isn't child's play



1363

01:40:52,103 --> 01:40:53,627

I can't believe you came all

the way to me



1364

01:40:53,871 --> 01:40:55,429

But I don't want to die



1365

01:40:55,639 --> 01:40:59,040

Don't be afraid.

I know you re a coward



1366

01:40:59,276 --> 01:41:01,744

I ll kill you like we agreed,

by surprise



1367

01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:05,347

Pretend you don't notice me

and leave the rest to me



1368

01:41:05,583 --> 01:41:08,313

Look, keep the money you took

but let me be



1369

01:41:08,519 --> 01:41:10,180

I don't take dirty money!



1370

01:41:10,721 --> 01:41:13,519

I got my fee and must finish

the job



1371

01:41:13,757 --> 01:41:16,123

What you want to do is a

mistake



1372

01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:17,725

I m carrying out your request



1373

01:41:17,995 --> 01:41:20,395

Now pretend you don't notice

and let's get it over with



1374

01:41:20,698 --> 01:41:22,529

You keep saying that



1375

01:41:23,033 --> 01:41:25,524

- Well, I notice you!

- That's your problem



1376

01:41:27,705 --> 01:41:31,801

Wait till we get out of here

or they ll arrest you



1377

01:41:34,979 --> 01:41:36,708

So? That ll make it 150 years



1378

01:41:37,148 --> 01:41:38,342

150 years?



1379

01:41:38,749 --> 01:41:41,877

My jail sentence. I m already

sentenced to 125 years



1380

01:41:42,119 --> 01:41:43,484

May God give you more blessings



1381

01:41:43,687 --> 01:41:45,348

That will happen when I kill you



1382

01:41:45,789 --> 01:41:47,757

Why didn't you kill me from

the start?



1383

01:41:47,958 --> 01:41:49,949

It was out of my control



1384

01:41:50,161 --> 01:41:53,289

The minute I left you I got arrested



1385

01:41:53,631 --> 01:41:55,599

I m an ex-con, as you know



1386

01:41:55,799 --> 01:41:58,393

Yes, and I came to you on

my own two feet!



1387

01:41:58,602 --> 01:42:00,866

It was fated, so I could keep

my word



1388

01:42:01,071 --> 01:42:04,370

- Now let's do it

- Help! Help!



1389

01:42:06,010 --> 01:42:07,272

Go back!



1390

01:42:09,246 --> 01:42:11,510

See? No one can save you



1391

01:42:12,183 --> 01:42:14,913

It's enough I was forced to

let you live all this time



1392

01:42:15,753 --> 01:42:17,721

Police! Officer!



1393

01:42:19,590 --> 01:42:21,148

Shut up, don't be a coward



1394

01:42:21,425 --> 01:42:23,723

The man you arrested isn't

Mansour El-A'war



1395

01:42:24,428 --> 01:42:27,022

- He's my friend, Adel El-Mohandes

- But he confessed



1396

01:42:27,464 --> 01:42:29,830

He did it on purpose to go to jail



1397

01:42:30,401 --> 01:42:32,631

To him it's the safest place

in the world



1398

01:42:33,037 --> 01:42:34,766

Some people are trying to kill him



1399

01:42:35,706 --> 01:42:38,766

- Can you prove what you re saying?

- May I use the phone?



1400

01:42:39,076 --> 01:42:40,543

- Go ahead

- Thank you



1401

01:42:55,226 --> 01:42:57,888

Nabih! Where are you?

We re worried



1402

01:42:58,429 --> 01:43:01,330

Darb El-Ahmar police station?

How's Adel?



1403

01:43:02,766 --> 01:43:04,165

What're you doing there?



1404

01:43:05,169 --> 01:43:07,160

The I. D? Alright



1405

01:43:07,504 --> 01:43:09,870

I ll go see Mr. Fouad the lawyer

and be right over



1406

01:43:11,442 --> 01:43:13,103

D.A.'s office



1407

01:43:13,611 --> 01:43:15,078

What made him do that?



1408

01:43:15,479 --> 01:43:18,277

His fear of the criminal

he paid to kill him



1409

01:43:18,582 --> 01:43:20,447

I've never seen such a case before



1410

01:43:23,721 --> 01:43:24,551

Come in



1411

01:43:26,123 --> 01:43:27,954

Bring Adel El-Mohandes here



1412

01:43:28,158 --> 01:43:29,022

Yes, sir



1413

01:43:29,827 --> 01:43:33,923

I assure you Adel has nothing

to do with Mansour El-A'war



1414

01:43:34,098 --> 01:43:36,157

Adel's a kind man, fears

his own shadow



1415

01:43:36,367 --> 01:43:39,131

Help, help!



1416

01:43:39,303 --> 01:43:40,497

Come down, you coward



1417

01:43:40,904 --> 01:43:43,896

Let me kill you and ease

my conscience



1418

01:43:44,208 --> 01:43:45,835

Help, officer! Help!



1419

01:43:48,078 --> 01:43:49,511

- Get down

- Leave him to me, officer



1420

01:43:49,713 --> 01:43:50,543

Keep away, you criminal



1421

01:43:50,748 --> 01:43:51,544

I m a man of conscience,



1422

01:43:51,749 --> 01:43:53,444

I took money from this guy to do a job



1423

01:43:53,651 --> 01:43:54,845

and he won't let me do it



1424

01:43:55,019 --> 01:43:57,180

- Give him his money back

- I spent it



1425

01:43:57,388 --> 01:43:58,480

- Then do the job

- Alright



1426

01:43:58,689 --> 01:44:00,281

No, he wants to kill me!



1427

01:44:00,791 --> 01:44:01,621

Kill you!



1428

01:44:01,859 --> 01:44:03,383

Come say that before the D.A.



1429

01:44:03,594 --> 01:44:05,084

- Come here...

- Keep away



1430

01:44:05,596 --> 01:44:09,327

You won't get away; I ll be

out of here in 125 years



1431

01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:12,196

What logic is this? You paid a

criminal to kill you?



1432

01:44:12,603 --> 01:44:13,763

That's what happened



1433

01:44:13,937 --> 01:44:15,029

What made you do that?



1434

01:44:15,906 --> 01:44:18,704

Too much drink.

That's what made me do it



1435

01:44:19,276 --> 01:44:21,141

Damn the drink!



1436

01:44:21,345 --> 01:44:24,109

I request the release of my client

unconditionally



1437

01:44:24,315 --> 01:44:27,682

The accused Adel El-Mohandes is

to be released without bail



1438

01:44:28,952 --> 01:44:30,783

I can't leave or he ll kill me



1439

01:44:30,988 --> 01:44:31,886

Who?



1440

01:44:32,089 --> 01:44:35,286

The man I made the deal with is

here in detainment



1441

01:44:35,993 --> 01:44:38,154

He refuses to go back on our deal



1442

01:44:38,362 --> 01:44:40,353

The man's been sentenced

to 125 years



1443

01:44:40,597 --> 01:44:42,656

You may go and put your mind

to rest



1444

01:44:44,001 --> 01:44:45,161

Bless you, sir



1445

01:44:45,769 --> 01:44:46,997

Long live justice!



1446

01:44:47,504 --> 01:44:48,766

Long live justice!



1447

01:44:56,046 --> 01:44:58,810

I feel like I've been reborn



1448

01:44:59,083 --> 01:45:00,345

Congratulations, Adel



1449

01:45:00,684 --> 01:45:01,878

Welcome back, Adel



1450

01:45:02,119 --> 01:45:03,313

Thanks, Amina



1451

01:45:03,921 --> 01:45:05,513

Let's go; we have to make up

for lost time



1452

01:45:05,723 --> 01:45:06,712

Let's go



1453

01:45:15,099 --> 01:45:16,157

No!



1454

01:45:18,035 --> 01:45:19,866

Officer! Police!



1455

01:45:20,537 --> 01:45:22,630

Why're you calling for

the police, sir?



1456

01:45:23,307 --> 01:45:25,502

To arrest you, you murderer



1457

01:45:25,843 --> 01:45:28,038

You're wrong, I m no murderer



1458

01:45:28,379 --> 01:45:30,210

Then why were you following him

all this time?



1459

01:45:30,714 --> 01:45:32,147

To ask him for work in the movies



1460

01:45:32,349 --> 01:45:33,714

Work in the movies? What for?



1461

01:45:34,118 --> 01:45:35,949

Because I look like "Yul Brynner"



1462

01:45:36,387 --> 01:45:37,718

May God ruin you!



1463

01:45:38,389 --> 01:45:40,482

Please, sir! I have talent



1464

01:45:40,858 --> 01:45:42,519

Why should I give you a job?



1465

01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:45,420

Aren't you the actor

Fouad El-Mohandes?



1466

01:45:45,829 --> 01:45:48,354

Fouad El-Mohandes?

He's Adel, my fiancé



1467

01:45:48,966 --> 01:45:50,934

No way! You look exactly

like him



1468

01:45:51,635 --> 01:45:53,398

It's not me, now get away from me



1469

01:45:55,239 --> 01:45:57,070

Where can I find Fouad El-Mohandes?



1470

01:45:57,508 --> 01:45:59,066

At the Television Theatre



1471

01:45:59,676 --> 01:46:02,144

- Will he give me a job?

- No doubt about it



1472

01:46:02,579 --> 01:46:04,479

especially as you have a lovely

bald head



1473

01:46:04,715 --> 01:46:06,683

- And the rest of the band?

- Band?!



1474

01:46:06,884 --> 01:46:09,079

Yes, the Local Beatles



1475

01:46:11,088 --> 01:46:12,350

Good Lord!



1476

01:46:24,968 --> 01:46:30,497

The End